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Howie Reed

Astute, often controversial, and always humorous, the Old Dart Coach, Howie Reed (a former rodeo cowboy and advertising executive), is heralded as the Dean of Darts Chroniclers - the most prolific and widely followed writer ever about our sport. He goes back decades with the legends and knows where the skeletons are buried (just ask any of the ADO and WDF old-timers!). Here are four well-known facts about the Old Dart Coach: 1) he is a Republican, 2) he loves the ladies, 3) he can drink most anybody under the table, and 4) he throws darts as bad as Dartoid.

Column #HR300 BREAKING NEWS from the PDC!

Thursday, April 1, 2021
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BREAKING NEWS from the PDC!

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Information in this column has been provided to Toeing the Oche by several different sources inside the PDC.  In that none of them authorized release of this information and have “no authority or permission to speak on the behalf of the Professional …

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Column #HR299 Understanding “Q” School (and women)

Wednesday, March 10, 2021
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Understanding “Q” School (and women)

There are reports circulating that the largest book ever published is the recently released “How to Understand Women – Volume I”.  The book itself is 13,248 pages with an appendix of another 2,000 pages.  The equally hefty Volume II is due out early in …

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Column #HR297 Baggish is wrong. Sorry.

Monday, January 18, 2021
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Baggish is wrong.  Sorry.

Sports in this 21st Century might best be elucidated by the term “sports analytics” – defined as a “collection of relevant historical, statistics that can provide a competitive advantage to a team or individual.”  (The use of same also gives a coach, manager or owner …

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Column #HR296 HOLY MOLEY, MR. FOLEY… THE PRICE WAS RIGHT!

Wednesday, January 6, 2021
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HOLY MOLEY, MR. FOLEY… THE PRICE WAS RIGHT!

The PDC has crowned a new World Champion and new World #1 – Wales native, Gerwyn Price – and presented him with the Sid Waddell Trophy and a check for £500,000!

Price defeated former World Champion Gary Anderson 7-3.  When Price …

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Column #HR293 CONGRATULATIONS José Augusto Oliveira de Sousa!

Wednesday, November 25, 2020
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CONGRATULATIONS Jose Augusto Oliveira de Sousa!

For those in the Colonies may I wish you a very Happy Thanksgiving.  It’s the one day of the year that we feast on turkey, a bird that just days ago was yelling “BAHH.”

Can’t fool a darter.  For those into history the …

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