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The headline is not a reference to the ladies on stage at PDC events shaking their bon-bons…

…from author Miguel de Cervantes’ quill in his novel Don Quixote.  Today, facts trump media truths.  The Old Dart Coach is both.  

WELCOME to the fourth annual series of Dartoid’s World reports from the Professional Darts Corporation’s (PDC) Las Vegas Desert Classic. This is the special service to darters everywhere that in years past has distinguished itself by demolishing the age-old mantra: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. This is also the only column that has been honored by being banned TWICE, for being “offensive to all humanity,” by executives of the PDC.

So, if you are reading this at the PDC website, I must begin by pointing out that the words you are seeing are not a mirage. They are not little Steve Wynn hotels either. Har.