Welcome to Quarter Final Day here at the Profession Darts Corporation's (PDC) Las Vegas Desert Classic IV where as astonishing as it may seem my reports have not yet been banned by PDC officials. I've been on the wire a couple of times though. For example, the other day I used a very, very bad word (poopy head) to describe a former world champion. Again I offer my apology to both the darter in question and everybody at the PDC, including Jesus. Also, my apology to Caroline Sams, whose name I have misspelled in previous reports. Just blinded by beauty I guess.