Second only to the Asian chick, Lola, on Temptation Island the hottest topic these days is the super-secret invention, code-named "Ginger," set to be unveiled to the world in 2002 by its multi-millionaire inventor, New Hampshire's Dean Kamen. According to the investment bank Credit Suisse First Boston the invention is so incredibly revolutionary that it will make Kamen "five times richer than Bill Gates" within five years. Yep, Kamen might soon be worth a TRILLION smackers which, now that I think about it, is just about how many shots it usually takes me to close the double one.