There seems to be no end to the mess of reasons floatin' around Darts Land about why America should stay home and roast wieners this coming July 4th weekend instead of heading to the MGM Grand in Las Vegas to support the Professional Darts Corporation's (PDC) new Dessert Classic. As best I can determine, America's beefs can pretty much be summarized in one word: WE'RE A BUNCH OF FRICKIN' IDIOTS!