Dartoid’s Column

August 1, 1996
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Bangkok, Thailand

I couldn’t have been more amused when sometime back I read how horrified the British Darts Organization was when it learned that topless women were throwing darts on the beaches in Australia. “Demeaning to the sport” they hollered, as if such activity isn’t the least bit demeaning to …

July 1, 1996
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Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam

It goes without saying that the descent into Ho Chi Minh City is like none other in the world. Eerie. Almost surreal. To think of Vietnam in terms of the present is impossible. For one’s thoughts to be drawn to the tragic, wasted, past is …

July 1, 1996
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Atlanta, Georgia

It was like Groundhog Day today here at the Groundhog Tavern (just across the road from Hooters) in downtown Atlanta, Georgia (94 Upper Prior Street).

Punxsutawney Phil wasn’t anywhere to be found (but you can buy a cute stuffed version of the little guy and a t-shirt with …

July 1, 1996
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London, England

When many people think of England images of rolling emerald hills, colorful rhododendrons and red phone boxes tucked along side winding country roads come to mind. Small towns. The quiet life…

For others it’s the history, the culture, the pagentry, the politics. The hustle and bustle of Picadilly …

July 1, 1996
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Singapore

When Sir Stamford Raffles claimed Singapore for the British East India Company in 1819 it was nothing but a swampy, thickly jungled island populated by a handful of fishermen and sea gypsies. Today this tiny island is a vibrant, modern city-state of almost three million people and, arguably, the …

June 1, 2006
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Park City, Utah

While the time-worn debate over whether darts is a “sport” or a “game” will probably go on indefinitely, in the year 2002 anyway darts has an opportunity to make its way near to the very center of where — at least in my opinion — it rightfully …

May 1, 1996
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Johannesburg, South Africa

Over the past week I have experienced some of the best Southern Africa has to offer. I have followed elephant families in South Africa’s Addo National Park, drifted in mekoro deep into Botswana’s Okavango swamps and even white-water rafted the Zambezi River in Zimbabwe — but all …

May 1, 1996
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Zurich, Switzerland

I am writing from approximately 37,000 feet above the Sahara Desert. To the east is Casablanca. Directly west is Cairo. I wonder if there are any darts bars down there…

I’m en route to Johannesburg for a press conference where my organization (the International Fund for Animal Welfare) …

May 1, 1996
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Puerto Vallarta, Mexico

Far be it from me to steer anyone away from a couple weeks of sun and fun in Puerto Vallarta .. the place is amazing.

Pristine beaches etch endlessly into the sunset. Bikinis are everywhere. The nightlife runs into morning — the Dos Equi’s flow. And the …

April 1, 1996
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New York City, New York

Facing a few days of business in Manhattan it seemed there were only two logical ways to proceed. I tried both.

I checked the CYBERDARTS listing of steel tip pubs in New York. And I posted a message to the “alt.sport.darts” newsgroup asking where the …