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Howie Reed

Astute, often controversial, and always humorous, the Old Dart Coach, Howie Reed (a former rodeo cowboy and advertising executive), is heralded as the Dean of Darts Chroniclers - the most prolific and widely followed writer ever about our sport. He goes back decades with the legends and knows where the skeletons are buried (just ask any of the ADO and WDF old-timers!). Here are four well-known facts about the Old Dart Coach: 1) he is a Republican, 2) he loves the ladies, 3) he can drink most anybody under the table, and 4) he throws darts as bad as Dartoid.

Column #HR348 ENGLAND and AUSSIES SHINE… SCOTLAND and BELGIUM – NOT SO MUCH

Friday, June 17, 2022
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ENGLAND and AUSSIES SHINE… SCOTLAND and BELGIUM – NOT SO MUCH

Today, darts fans got their first look at #1 seed England and an answer to the question, should one ask, “Can Michael Smith continue to be the best player on earth?”  That title (bestowed by Wayne Mardle) was …

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Column #HR347 CHEESE-EATING WEASLES RULE DAY ONE at World Cup!

Thursday, June 16, 2022
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CHEESE-EATING WEASLES RULE DAY ONE at World Cup!

A cheese-eating weasel is a punter that bets on every favorite in a sporting event.  The Old Dart Coach and his pal (The Legend, Russ Lopez) are charter members of the club.  On Day One of the World Cup the ODC …

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Column #HR 346 van Gerwen triumphs… and…World Cup for DUMMIES!

Wednesday, June 15, 2022
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van Gerwen triumphs… and World Cup for DUMMIES!

The 11,000 fans that packed the Mercedes-Benz Arena in Berlin for Premier League finals night settled into a party mood as the two semifinal matches both resulted in 11-4 blow outs.   Little did they know, or care, that the final would …

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Column #HR345 “The WDF is the ADO’s boss!”

Tuesday, May 31, 2022
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“The WDF is the ADO’s boss.”

Really?

Those words are found on the ADO website in an opus by Director of Operations Steve Brown.  It presents supposition that the reader is asked to accept as incontrovertible truths.  Goebbels school of propaganda on display.

“The Oregon Open will not

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Column #HR343 BACK OFF!  Famous writers are allowed mulligans!

Wednesday, May 16, 2022
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BACK OFF!  Famous writers are allowed mulligans!

This adventure in darts will be copacetic with a warning to the persnickety.  Back off!  The Old Dart Coach is allowed literary freedom.  All famous writers are allowed mulligans.

Prior to the start of the 2022 PDC Premier League season, the PDC …

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