June 1, 2006
Column 257
Fairclough and Nickolson — Two Smart Guys who aren’t Mates
There are two things in life that intimidate me.
The first of course is women. How when I look straight into their eyes every single one of them on Earth knows that I’m really trying to sneak a peek down …
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May 26, 2006
Column 256
SCREW YOU!
To everybody who gave me grief last night before league: the title of this column is especially for you.
My buddies – Fran Horuzy, Jason Morton and Lionel Eubanks got ALL OVER my ass because I snorted out a last minute substitute and raced to my car before …
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May 21, 2006
Column 255
The Future of the WSOD is now up to YOU!
Unfortunately this LAST report on the Professional Darts Corporation’s (PDC) inaugural World Series of Darts (WSOD) is not coming to you from the Mohegan Sun Casino and Resort. The joint was attacked today by COWBOYS and I had to make …
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Dartoid's ColumnMay 20, 2006
Column 254
The PDC — 15; America — 1
This World Series of Darts (WSOD) report is coming to you in real time (hence the typos) from the Professional Darts Corporation (PDC) press room somewhere inside the sprawling Mohegan Sun Resort and Casino. All is wonderful as I sit here with Dave …
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May 19, 2006
Column 253
The Madness is Over!
Friday Night Madness is over and it wasn’t really madness and for this KUDO must go out to Professional Darts Corporation (PDC) Tournament Director Tommy Cox. Somehow tonight he not only managed to corral 256 American “last chance” World Series of Darts (WSOD) hopefuls into the …
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May 19, 2006
Column 252
Oceans 15
Here I am among the Indians along the Thames River in the scenic foothills of southeastern Connecticut for the first ever million dollar World Series of Darts (WSOD). It’s been a bit harrowing so far, hanging out as I have been with all these Indians and the Professional …
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May 17, 2006
Column 251
Thank you, Stan James!
It seems like only yesterday that word popped out in the New York Times that the Professional Darts Corporation’s (PDC) Barry Hearn, Michael Davies (the bloke who brought us Who Wants to be a Millionaire and Wife Swap) and ESPN had struck a deal. It was …
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May 1, 2006
Column 250
Johnny Kuczynski
It’s going to be tough… the top sixteen in the world are great players. But there are a lot of great players here in the U.S. (too). I’m looking forward to it. I’ll have a lot of support there from family and friends.
— John Kuczynski
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April 28, 2006
Column 249
Tom Curtin
If I win the million dollars I’ll put the money away for my daughters’ educations and weddings. I’d try to enjoy my moment in front of the television cameras and say something to my girls; they’d love that!
— Tom Curtin
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Nickname: Top Cat (I got the …
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April 27, 2006
Column 248
Ray Carver
When I was in that bar in 1995, the person showing me what to do said to just hit the triple twenty. I said, “Where’s that?” The guy walked to the board and pointed to it. In my third turn, with my third handful of darts, I threw …
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