Dartoid

December 1, 1996
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Negril, Jamaica

Last night I threw darts on a chessboard.

Amidst three-foot high knights and rooks on a checkered slab of cement I played cricket with a shapely native girl named Tanika. Behind me the sun seemed to levitate before disappearing beyond the orange Caribbean horizon. Just yards away, waves …

December 1, 1996
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Toronto, Canada

Facing a couple days of business in Toronto recently, I posted a message to the Internet’s “alt.sport.darts” newsgroup inquiring where the best darts bars were in the city. In due course, I received a message back from someone named Scott Breard from the University of Guelph, along with …

October 1, 1996
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Chicago, Illinois

I blew into the Windy City the other day, headed straight for what is arguably one of the best darts bars in the States, and got blown right back out… by a computer!

Now, I’ve probably whiled away more hours in more darts bars in more cities in …

October 1, 1996
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Horley, Surrey, United Kingdom

If ever you fly into England and realize you really don’t want to be there (this is something that happens to me literally every time I land) try stopping in at the Brighton Bell Bar. It’s off the lobby of the Ramada Hotel (Povey Cross Road) …

October 1, 1996
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Royal Tunbridge Wells, Kent, United Kingdom

In the heart of one of the most scenic stretches of countryside in England is a quaint little town called Tunbridge Wells. Life began here in 1606 when some guy named Dudley, Lord North sipped a drink from a spring and claimed the water …

October 1, 1996
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Congo

To get to where I threw darts last night required a harrowing three-hour flight in a beat up old Cessna — without maps or radar — through stormy African skies. To stay safely (more or less) below the turbulence we cruised just above the canopy of the rainforest and …

October 1, 1996
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Uganda

About an hour ago, by candle-light, and with a half-dozen wart hogs grunting their approval only yards off the oche, I took out a 109 here in western Uganda at the Mweya Lodge on the Kazinga peninsula in Queen Elizabeth National Park. In consideration of the conditions, I decided …

September 1, 1996
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Seoul, Korea

The last time I was in Seoul I made the mistake of getting talked off the oche and over to the pool table by a little hustler named Lee Min Kyu. I still haven’t figured out how much I lost!

This time I played it carefully. I stayed …

September 1, 1996
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Rome, Italy

In my life it’s 3:00 in the morning. I’ve just put down the phone from talking with my darts partner (Chris James of the Cousin’s Cannibals) who has just packed up his darts after winning his ’01 back in Hyannis, Massachusetts. It’s 9:00 in the evening (yesterday) back …