Dartoid

November 1, 1999
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Grand Rapids, Michigan

I guess my friend Bruce Gerber thinks I owe him an apology. It’s been well over a year since we met up in Grand Rapids, Michigan for a night of darts.It’s taken me until now to put pen to paper. But that’s Bruce’s fault. It was only …

October 1, 1999
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Virginia Beach, Virginia

It’s been about two years now since I left my home on Cape Cod to relocate to Virginia Beach — and, as unlikely as it may seem, I can’t say I much miss the place. The tourist crush on Cape Cod in the summertime just plain sucks. …

September 1, 1999
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Santa Claus Throws in Thailand

Without a doubt, the dye was cast the instant Ville Pitkalahti’s message appeared on my computer screen. “You come to Thailand. I show you good darts. We go to Lucky Draw.” Hmmm…

Now, I don’t know about you, but I know a challenge when I …

September 1, 1999
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Blueberry Hill

It was in Sports Illustrated. I swear it was. In part (and I paraphrase), it read: “While the quirks and cliche’s… are undeniable, it is also undoubtedly a sport, no more eccentric than (others). It places a premium on endurance and precision and calls for (the) application of …

September 1, 1999
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Idiots, Beets and Chalking

It was in the embarrassing instant after I tossed up my second three in as many trips to the line and as Steve Brown completed the calculus required to determine I was still 495 points away from finishing, that the image of the “Man With No …

August 1, 1999
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The Darts Spouse

I arrived home a little later than usual last night. My partner and I fought our way to the finals of the local Friday night Luck of the Draw. I parked my car quietly and tiptoed my way into the bedroom where my wife and dog had …

August 1, 1999
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The Meaning of “Dartoid”

I read with interest Dick Allix’s recent column in Bull’s Eye News — his 128th — and took note of his observation about how difficult it is for him, sometimes, to knock out a few paragraphs of fresh copy. I’ve read Allix’s column for years and …

June 1, 1999
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Durban, South Africa

If you’re a hot enough shot to be representing one of the thirty or forty countries that will converge in the capital of KuaZula-Natal — Durban, South Africa — this October for the prestigious World Cup, then you’re in luck. I’ve been there. I can help you …

June 1, 1999
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The Y2K Crisis

As the steel-tip/soft tip debate rages into the next century there is one absolute fact, one indisputable nexus of thought, to which enthusiasts of both veins of our sport can find no argument. That, of course, is that Hillary Clinton should not pose for Playboy.

No, seriously, …

May 1, 1999
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Toronto, Canada

It was just a couple of months ago that the best game I could find in Toronto was against a fine young homosexual fellow (“not,” to quote Jerry Seinfield, “that there’s anything wrong with that”) named Kevin who dove for his bounceouts. Suffice it to say that I …