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"Dartoid" is the pseudonym of Paul Seigel, a prominent chronicler of darts for over 35 years. His columns are celebrated for their wit and insight, often detailing his quest for a game in exotic locales worldwide. His writing offers vibrant commentary on the competitive darts landscape, including players, organizations, tournaments and the sport's unique culture. Dartoid's articles are highly regarded among darts enthusiasts, solidifying his role as a pivotal figure in promoting and documenting darts as both a recreational pastime and professional sport.

Column #479 Hey, Big Bang Theory: WHAT THE COITUS?!

Monday, December 1, 2014
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Hey, Big Bang Theory: WHAT THE COITUS?!

Any dart player – steel or soft or wood, and even magnetic or lawn or Nerf – that has seen the CBS smash hit sitcom The Big Bang Theory  knows (Dartboard!  Dartboard!) that the board hanging on roommates Sheldon Cooper’s …

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Column #HR126 Back from the World of Toy Darts!

Thursday, November 20, 2014
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Back from the World of Toy Darts!

After a brief sojourn into the world of “toy darts,” Toeing the Oche returns today to the “real” dart world of the PDC…

Since the last visit they have put forth a pair of “major” events on the telly.  Well not on …

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Column #478 Mr. Darts Language Person is BAAAACK!

Saturday, November 1, 2014
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Mr. Darts Language Person is BAAAACK!

With all the alarm about Ebola recently I suppose it’s not surprising that my e-mail in-box has been pounded by darts folk with questions like, “Do you think the ADO is responsible?”

For the record I do not. At least I don’t think …

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HR#123 ODC to visit Dark Side on All Hallows Eve!

Thursday, October 30, 2014
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ODC to visit Dark Side on All Hallows Eve! 

The scene? One of the finer dining spots in Las Vegas. The Old Dart Coach, resplendent in his finest evening wear, is making yet another visit. He’s finished his martini on the rocks with an olive and an onion – …

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Column #477 Please help little Birdie!

Tuesday, October 28, 2014
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Please help little Birdie!

If you’re a regular reader of this column you will be aware that only occasionally does Dartoid yield his opinionated (some say disgusting) persona to his creator. In fact, over the past 20 years and through 450+ columns about darts Dartoid has stepped aside only …

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Column #476 It is time to turn talk into ACTION!

Wednesday, October 22, 2014
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It is time to turn talk into ACTION!

It is time to turn talk into ACTION and enable the American Darts Organization (ADO) to become the organization the players – all players – should expect and deserve.

Much has been written about the organization’s failings and the need …

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Column #475 Wake up steel-tip players! DEMAND an END to the BULLSHIT!

Thursday, October 16, 2014
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Wake up steel-tip players!  DEMAND an END to the BULLSHIT!

Yesterday morning at the ADO (aka DOA) website the newly “elected” officers (Steve Brown and Carolyn Camp, who ran unopposed, and Joe Hogan, who “defeated” three others – Tom Sawyer, Ron Peppers and Sue Russano) were publically announced…

This …

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#HR122 Len, this one’s for you. God Bless.

Tuesday, October 14, 2014
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Len, this one’s for you. God Bless.

It’s always disconcerting when “young zipper snappers” won’t look, listen or learn from history. One wrote to the Old Dart Coach “no more old Geezer tales.” So for that swell folk, “good bye” for now. See ya next time maybe.

The North …

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