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"Dartoid" is the pseudonym of Paul Seigel, a prominent chronicler of darts for over 35 years. His columns are celebrated for their wit and insight, often detailing his quest for a game in exotic locales worldwide. His writing offers vibrant commentary on the competitive darts landscape, including players, organizations, tournaments and the sport's unique culture. Dartoid's articles are highly regarded among darts enthusiasts, solidifying his role as a pivotal figure in promoting and documenting darts as both a recreational pastime and professional sport.

Column #241 Today they call him Bazooka Joe. Tomorrow it could be Million Dollar Baby.

April 2, 2006
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Today they call him Bazooka Joe. Tomorrow it could be Million Dollar Baby.

After finishing in the top sixteen in Windsor Locks on March 18 and top eight yesterday in Marlborough, Connecticut’s Joe Efter battled nerves and many of the top darters in American, past and present, to eventually see …

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Column #240 America’s Stunned! Dartoid Wins Marlborough Qualifier!

April 1, 2006
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America’s Stunned! Dartoid Wins Marlborough Qualifier!

Okay, the title’s a lie. April Fools!

It was a stellar field that made the trek to the tenth World Series of Darts (WSOD) qualifier today. Brad Wethington was there. Davis Snider. Tom Curtin. Gerome Verdaro. Chris Helms. Mike Brewer. Carolyn Mars. Tom Sawyer. …

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Column #238 Joseph Carter Chaney

March 21, 2006
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Joseph Carter Chaney

When I get my ten minutes on television the first thing I will do is apologize to a special someone for hurting their feelings. Then I’ll give a big shout out to Soddy-Daisy and my family.

— Joseph Carter Chaney
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Nickname: Joe “C”
Date of Birth: …

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Column #237 FINALLY, Sly from Paradise books his spot!

March 19, 2006
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FINALLY, Sly from Paradise books his spot!

They say that the “third time’s the charm” and there ain’t no arguin’ that with the man called Sly from Paradise. In his third attempt and after coming so close – falling to Dave DePriest in the finals of the Chicago qualifier just …

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Column #236 Things, they be rampin’ up, baby!

March 18, 2006
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Things, they be rampin’ up, baby!

In a finals match worthy of any on the Professional Darts Corporation’s (PDC) circuit, eighteen darts was the most it took either of the remaining combatants today at the PACKED Double Tree Hotel in Windsor Locks, Connecticut. Trading legs of thirteen and fourteen darts, …

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Column #235 Become an American Citizen and win a MILLION DOLLARS!

March 15, 2006
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Become an American Citizen and win a MILLION DOLLARS!

If you are one of the top sixteen darters in the world as ranked by the Professional Darts Corporation (PDC) and are pissed off that the rules for the upcoming World Series of Darts (WSOD exclude you from the opportunity to …

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