Tuesday, March 17, 2015
Column HR133
A solid straight right – for history!
(Please note: Due to the rules that govern Free Agency and the IDWPU – International Darts Writers People’s Union – this column has not been edited and Dartroid’s World is not responsible for its content.)
The Old Dart Coach is …
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Sunday, March 1, 2015
Column 483
Jordanian darts fan visits Disneyland
Perhaps you saw the recent New York Times human interest story about multi-billionaire Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum and his teenage son, Sa’adah (apparently a darts fan)…
In Amman, the father and son and the rest of their family settled into the comfort …
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Tuesday, February 24, 2015
Column HR132
“Unbelievable… Incredible… Delicious… Delectable… and not to forget, delightful.”
It’s not a fun time at the Casa where Toeing the Oche springs to life. The Old Dart Coach is storming around like a bear with a thorn in his paw. He’s had a bad couple of weeks so hopefully …
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Wednesday, February 11, 2015
Column HR131
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Aristotle!
How many times has someone quoted to you, “With age comes wisdom”?
“Never” is not an acceptable answer.
There may be some truth in the quotation but like everything in life a caveat should also be included. There are some …
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Tuesday, February 3, 2015
Column 482
The Outrageous and Completely Untrue History of the Sport of Darts
Genesis
“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was formless and empty; darkness was over the surface of the deep. And God said, ‘Let there be light,’ and there was light.” Then God …
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Sunday, February 1, 2015
Column 481
So what?
Okay, so I’m 60 (plus a little).
I’m not keeping track of time. Really. I don’t care. I DON’T!
It doesn’t bother me. Not a bit.
It DOESN’T!
I feel the same as I did when I was younger.
Sure, some small things are slightly different. That’s …
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Wednesday, January 28, 2015
Column HR130
Senator Foghorn Leghorn says…
Canadian Oil? Yes. Canadian Darts Players? NO. AH!
As a young waddler the Old Dart Coach used to spend his Saturdays at the Del Mar Theater where for 14 cents he got 14 cartoons, two serials – Lone Ranger, Hopalong Cassidy, Superman, Sky King, Tarzan, …
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Tuesday, January 16, 2015
Column HR129
Kim Jong-un hacks Dartoid’s World!
Regular followers of Dartoid’s World know that the website was hacked, went down but not for the count. What happened? The site was hacked by none other than Kim Jong-un, the retarded midget that rules North Korea. His hacking of Sony – which was …
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Thursday, January 1, 2015
Column 480
New Year’s Resolutions – for the ADO!
How ironic it is that the January 4 release by the ADO of their first financial statement in nearly a decade and a half and the final match of the almost $2 million (about $400,000 to the winner) PDC William Hill World …
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Tuesday, December 23, 2014
Column HR128
SUCK IT (and also Merry Christmas!)
Yes, the days of “Decking the Halls with Balls from Holly” as “Hark Harold Angel Sings” are upon us all. During these days, the world will be “Rock’n Around The Christmas Tree” while wishing for a “White Christmas” which is a politically incorrect …
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