Thursday, October 1, 2015
Column 501
Dartoid for ADO President
I am pleased to announce my candidacy for President of the American Darts Organization.
I acknowledge (but do not accept) that the bylaws of the organization prohibit my candidacy, disallowing all but a select few of the millions of steel-tip players in America to run …
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Wednesday, September 15, 2015
Column HR148
Beware of what you say, when, and to whom
With the most honorable editor gallivanting around the world – even temping the theory that “One Night in Bangkok Makes a Hard Man Humble” – an old adage comes to mind, which states…
“When the cat’s away the mouse will …
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Howie Reed's Column
Tuesday, September 14, 2015
Column 500
The CDC Fantasy League winners are…
With the countdown on for the final weekend of the inaugural CDC tour – the Continental Cup in St. Louis – it’s time to announce the winners of the first annual CDC Fantasy League.
In May, some 700 people from around the country …
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Dartoid's Column
Tuesday, September 1, 2015
Column 499
Donald the Monkey – a Fable
Only one person in the world may understand this. They know who they are…
Once upon a time there was a monkey. His name was Donald. He was a dumb monkey but, unlike another Donald, he was not under the delusion he could …
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Thursday, August 26, 2015
Column HR147
The King ain’t dead… and the Queen, Anne Drtr, is alive (and living in Malaysia)
Sports fans the world over are a fickle lot. They will hate a player or team one day and then be shouting their parses the next. When the Old Dart Coach was playing bartender, …
Friday, August 14, 2015
Column 498
Fantasy League Update!
Perhaps it’s just climate change, but as summer fades into fall things seem to be heating up more than cooling down, and Donald Trump’s lead is growing…
WAIT!
… what’s really growing is Mike Holler’s lead in the CDC Fantasy League.
I have no idea what …
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Dartoid's Column
Thursday, August 6, 2015
Column HR146
WIM-O-WAY… WIM-O-WAY… WIM-O-WAY…
An email arrived from Firth of Tom which should never be confused with the Firth of Clyde. Everyone knows that the latter “encloses the largest and deepest coastal waters in the British Isles.” The Firth of Tom lives in Ireland, the land of Guinness – home …
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Howie Reed's Column
Saturday, August 1, 2015
Column 497
There’s some crazy shit goin’ on in the world of darts!
At the top of the list has to be the writings of British journalist Rebecca Tyrrel, who not long ago quoted yours truly in a story for The Independent: “Lady Gaga says she went trouser-less to help …
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Wednesday, July 29, 2015
Column HR145
The darts greats of yesteryear would prosper today
The Old Dart Coach (for those who are not aware) has a bit of an ego. Sure, this may come as a shock to some, but most will shake their heads with savoir-faire and mutter, “Tell me something I don’t know.”…
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Friday, July 10, 2015
Column 496
Enter the 2015 BetVictor World Matchplay Pool!
Think you know darts?
Want to win some money?
Enter the BetVictor World Matchplay Pool!
Here is the bracket, click on it for the embiggened version:
Print it off.
Fill it out.
Scan and e-mail it to: [email protected].
Send you entry …
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