Dartoid’s Column

September 1, 1998
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Ottawa, Canada

Ask any number of American grade school children to name the capitol of our friendly neighbor to the north and, undoubtedly, as many will scribble down “Toronto” as will know the correct answer. Considering that nearly as many of these kids think Judge Wapner is a Supreme Court …

September 1, 1998
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Manila, Philippines

I’m in the clouds at the moment somewhere over the South China Sea. For what seems like endless minutes now I have been staring at my laptop trying to think of something nice to say about Manila, the city I’ve just departed. If it weren’t for the couple …

September 1, 1998
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Sydney, Australia

For the past twenty-four hours I have raced the rotation of the earth around both its axis and the sun and wound up losing big time. Now, while it’s a snowy Friday in the dead of winter back home on Cape Cod, I am typing away on a …

September 1, 1998
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Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Sometime ago I came across an advertisment on the Internet for a sports bar called Colors Fun Pub (2, Jalan SS21/39) near Subang Airport, just outside of Kuala Lumpur. The gist of the ad was a sort of cyberspace trash-talk: that if you wanted your “butt kicked …

August 1, 1998
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Las Vegas, Nevada

I am inside what seems like the heart of a giant, spinning Christmas tree. I am surrounded by pulsating lights, flashing stars and bright, pounding multi-colored neon — a cavalcade of reds and blues and yellows bouncing off hundreds of ceiling high mirrors. Movement is constant and …

August 1, 1998
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Charlie Throws Pro

Sometime in the winter of 1995, carpenter by day and, now, fanatic darter by night, Charlie McDevitt made a fateful decision.

Not one to frequent the bar scene, Charlie went with friends to a little joint called Cousin’s Pub (721 Route #28) in South Yarmouth, Massachusetts on …

August 1, 1998
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Reykjavik, Iceland

When I touched down in Reykjavik a week ago my full knowledge of Iceland could have been scribbled in a moment on the side of a coal cracker flight. I knew that Reagan and Gorbachev held some sort of big-wig summit here in 1986. I knew that Boris …

July 1, 1998
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Denver, Colorado

I suppose it is as expected that Denver, dubbed the “Best Sports City” in America by USA Today, also lays claim as home to the number one darts bar in the world. It makes sense. Take a Super Bowl victory (finally), mix in a Stanley Cup (yawn), add …

July 1, 1998
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The King is Dead

When the letter arrived I knew it was bad news. My old darts buddy, Tommy Molina, just wasn’t one for penning newsy accounts of what was up in his life. His job had been dragging. His father had been in the hospital. Unemployment? Death? Like I …

July 1, 1998
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Chiangmai, Thailand

Near the tip of northern Thailand and roughly three hours by car, both east and west, from the Burmese (now Myanmar) and Laotian borders lies the centuries old provincial mountain town of Chiangmai. It’s here, both inside — and in the teak-treed forests outside — the old moat …