Dartoid’s Column

August 1, 1999
Column 75
The Darts Spouse

I arrived home a little later than usual last night. My partner and I fought our way to the finals of the local Friday night Luck of the Draw. I parked my car quietly and tiptoed my way into the bedroom where my wife and dog had …

August 1, 1999
Column 74
The Meaning of “Dartoid”

I read with interest Dick Allix’s recent column in Bull’s Eye News — his 128th — and took note of his observation about how difficult it is for him, sometimes, to knock out a few paragraphs of fresh copy. I’ve read Allix’s column for years and …

June 1, 1999
Column 73
Durban, South Africa

If you’re a hot enough shot to be representing one of the thirty or forty countries that will converge in the capital of KuaZula-Natal — Durban, South Africa — this October for the prestigious World Cup, then you’re in luck. I’ve been there. I can help you …

June 1, 1999
Column 72
The Y2K Crisis

As the steel-tip/soft tip debate rages into the next century there is one absolute fact, one indisputable nexus of thought, to which enthusiasts of both veins of our sport can find no argument. That, of course, is that Hillary Clinton should not pose for Playboy.

No, seriously, …

May 1, 1999
Column 71
Toronto, Canada

It was just a couple of months ago that the best game I could find in Toronto was against a fine young homosexual fellow (“not,” to quote Jerry Seinfield, “that there’s anything wrong with that”) named Kevin who dove for his bounceouts. Suffice it to say that I …

March 1, 1999
Column 70
Do Dogs Understand Darts?

It occurred to me recently after reading a Dave Barry commentary about whether dogs watch television that it was far past time to address one of the most vital of life’s mysteries. It’s a question that has perplexed the world’s best thinkers ever since the hairy …

March 1, 1999
Column 69
Throwin’ with “Bones”

Throwin’ with “Bones” is something my old partner, Chris James, and I talked often of doing.

When I’d return from my travels, often with souvenirs — like the spear once used by an Ugandan elephant poacher, which now hangs on the wall in his restaurant — Chris …

February 1, 1999
Column 68
Norfolk, Virginia

In downtown Norfolk, on what’s called the “fashionable Granby Row” (though it’s hard to figure why) is an Irish pub not unlike those to be found in the center of Dublin itself. Called Mo and O’Malley’s (131 Granby Street), this two-story neighborhood haunt is definitely a stop worth …

February 1, 1999
Column 67
Houston, Texas

When Cyberdarts guru Rick Osgood suggested I visit him in Houston recently it was for two reasons that I simply couldn’t pass on the invitation. First, it was Osgood and his wife Loretta who originally posed the idea, some five years ago, that I create the Dartoid’s World …

November 1, 1998
Column 66
Dart Dreams

A long time ago in a land far away a little boy dreamed. At night on the floor of his barrio he’d leaf through the tattered pages of American picture books and imagine himself outside the lush rainforests, away from the abject poverty of his land. He saw …