Dartoid’s Column

Thursday, February 18, 2016
Column 511
Willkommen Charis Mutschler!

For a long time, I have been searching for a member of the female persuasion to join Howie Reed, Jamie Barron and myself at Dartoid’s World. I have approached lots of women with my “proposition” and been slapped silly.  It’s the story of my life ever …

Monday, February 1, 2016
Column 509
Darts under the Northern Lights

I must begin today with an apology to Kace Sanders, president of the Goldenheart Dart Association (Goldenheart Dart Association)…

After spending a terrific night throwing darts with Kace and his girlfriend, Tracy, at the Refinery Lounge in North Pole, Alaska, I promised …

Friday, January 1, 2016
Column 508
Tomlinson, Haycock, and Smith resurrect Bulls Eye News!  

It was a short but meteoric career. Few of today’s young players were alive at the time…

After winning the Columbus, Ohio, city championship in 1982 and the world championship (defeating John Lowe in straight sets) in 1983, the once bushy-haired …

Tuesday, December 1, 2015
Column 507
Darts in Paciano, Italy  

Just as it was whales that brought award-winning environmental writer (and former Greenpeace staffer) Kieran Mulvaney to Paciano, Italy, a few weeks ago it was somewhat the same for me…

I made the trip to Umbria – the “Green Heart of Italy” – to join …

Monday, November 9, 2015
Column 506
Darts NEEDS a universal Code of Conduct, now more than ever! 

The following column was written in 2014…

Perhaps if the leaders who have emerged since it was published pressed for a meeting of the various darts organizations the concept might be moved forward and problems that tarnish the …

Sunday, November 1, 2015
Column 504
Ghosts, goblins and the ADO  

Last night was Halloween! Or Punky Night, if you live in Somerset, England.

As we in America tossed Tootsie Rolls into sacks thrust at us by sticky little children cleverly disguised as sticky little children in sheets, across the pond in Somerset, the Brits …

Wednesday, October 14, 2015
Column 503
“The truth is violated by falsehood but outraged by silence.”

Let’s be clear about something. Larry Butler’s recent accomplishment at the Winmau World Maters was Larry Butler’s accomplishment. Ain’t no one else’s. Ain’t no organization’s claim to fame (although the CDC certainly deserves an assist). No one but Larry …

Monday, October 5, 2015
Column 502
1,700 votes, and counting…

Let me just say, first of all, that the past week has been very humbling. I know the outpouring of support – almost 1,700 votes, so far – has not been for me personally. I know the support so many have shown is a mix …

Thursday, October 1, 2015
Column 501
Dartoid for ADO President

I am pleased to announce my candidacy for President of the American Darts Organization.

I acknowledge (but do not accept) that the bylaws of the organization prohibit my candidacy, disallowing all but a select few of the millions of steel-tip players in America to run …