Friday, December 2, 2022
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The Three Dot Lounge is Open…
Back in the day, the Old Dart Coach always looked forward to Friday and the arrival of the San Francisco Chronicle sports page…
Inside the “Green Sheet” (the sport section was printed on green paper) sports writer Bruce Jenkins would start his column …
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Thursday, November 22, 2022
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Where were we?
But first…
There are times in sport when you’re stunned into silence and or brought to tears of pure joy. It’s like a romanticist having a loved one sent IL DIVO singing “I will always love you.” That’s what happened on the seventh day of the …
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Thursday, November 17, 2022
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In form…
Is there a more meaningless term than “in form”? No.
A darts player was asked, “How are you doing?” Their reply, “I’m in form.”
Horse players know form equates to losing tickets. With form and a £1.25 a dart player can go to the £1 store buy …
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Thursday, November 10, 2022
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A Pause for the Cause
Most sports participants take brief respites from the grind of competition. Darts kinda took a deep breath last weekend…
Across the big pond was the final chance to qualify for the PDC (How’s Your ?) Cazoo Grand Slam of Darts starting this weekend. It’ll …
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Howie Reed's ColumnThursday, November 7, 2022
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EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! ADO THREATENS GOLDEN AGE DARTERS… RENEGES ON AGREEMENT. (Volume I – Issue II)
The phone rings…
Howie Reed… this is Matt Stoner, Vice President of the ADO.
Impressive.
(This followed a communication Mr. Stoner sent to another individual…)
I have been informed …
Thursday, November 3, 2022
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BEAU-DACIOUS
Long before the Old Dart Coach picked up a dart, he would pick himself up from rodeo arenas across the USA. He settled on steer wrestling which insured a trip to terra firma – place he was very familiar with trying to ride bulls. One the baddest bulls …
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Thursday, October 27, 2022
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Geezer Gazette – JANUARY TREAT for GOLDEN AGE DARTERS (Volume I – Issue I)
Geezer: A geezer will usually be found outside a pub with a pint in his hand on match day.
Hello and WELCOME to the inaugural edition of the Geezer Gazette!
If you are reading …
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Howie Reed's ColumnThursday, October 27, 2022
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TREATS and TREASURES
The Old Dart Coach appears to have been wrong. Perish the thought!
Gibraltar is not an island. This was pointed out by “Big” Tony Holyoake. The ODC, in his defense, points out that Gibraltar is an island… in Ohio. Take that.
With All Hallows’ Eve fast …
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Howie Reed's ColumnThursday, October 19, 2022
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REDHEADED STEPCHILD?
Perchance the term is familiar?
Currently, it is a reference not to a human being, but to the condescending attitude of those in power.
The accepted definition is clear: the term redheaded stepchild is used to describe “…a person who is neglected, mistreated or unwanted.”
Originally, the …
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Thursday, October 13, 2022
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That’s (Dart) Life
The Old Dart Coach is sure the Chairman of the Board (the late Francis Albert Sinatra) won’t go ballistic for the borrowing of his song title, with a slight modification. Just read the opening two stanzas:
That’s life (that’s life), that’s what all the people say …
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