Dartoid

February 6, 2006
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Taz Tops the Rajun’ Cajun!

YES, this World Series of Darts (WSOD) report is late.

Do you think I don’t know that!

I’m sorry. There was some sort of silly-ass football thing going on yesterday and my contacts were distracted by the game (although they’re claiming “technical transmission difficulties” which …

February 5, 2006
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Blame it on Super Bill and Mick Jagermeister!!!

Good morning dart people…

This World Series of Darts (WSOD) report is late.

I know it. I know it…

I KNOW it!!!

So stop calling!!!!

It’s not my fault.

Super Bill and Mick Jagermeister are to blame.

For now, all I can …

February 4, 2006
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Chicago’s Isen Veljic wins Virginia Beach Qualifier!

As I write, the March to the Mohegan and the first million dollar payday in the history of the sport of darts is en route to Atlanta, Georgia. The Virginia Beach qualifier is now a half-day old and the result, after a grueling …

February 3, 2006
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Paul Seigel

If I had ten minutes on television I’d score the winning touchdown in the Super Bowl, hit the winning home run in the World Series, score the winning basket in the NBA finals, and knockout Mike Tyson. I’d spend the remaining nine glorious minutes wrestling the Miller Lite …

February 2, 2006
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Dave Marienthal

What will I do with my ten minutes on television? First, I’ll win the World Series of Darts. Then, I’ll turn to the cameras and yell to the world, “I’m going to Disney World!”

— Dave Marienthal
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Nickname: New Wave Dave (I was given the name by …

February 1, 2006
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John Kramer

What would I do with ten minutes on television? Well, let’s just wait and see.

What would I do with a million dollars? Stay tuned…

— John Kramer
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Nickname: JK
Date of Birth: December 15, 1956
Place of Birth: Camp LeJeune, North Carolina
Hometown: Laguna Niguel, California…

January 31, 2006
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Donny Joe

If I get ten minutes on television I will be honored to be a proud ambassador of the sport. My goal will be to put on a good representation for the sport of darts and show the public that not all of us fit the overweight, beer guzzling, …

January 31, 2006
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Bill Bell

If I had ten minutes on television I’d say hello to my mom, because without her I would not be here – and then thank everyone who helped me get to where I am. In darts, that would be Jimmy & Jay. I would also thank Laurett Meddis, …

January 30, 2006
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Joe Slyvan

If I had ten minutes on television, well… that’s a big “if.” But IF I win the million dollars I’ll pay off my mom’s house, and invest in real estate and my company.

— Joe Slyvan
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Nickname: Sly
Date of Birth: March 23, 1967
Place of Birth: …

January 30, 2006
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Roger Carter

I’ve had my ten minutes on television (not that I’m not planning on another prime time spot at the Mohegan). That was at the 1997 Embassy when I was kicking the crap out of the number one darts player in the world at the time – Martin Adams. …