Friday, February 10, 2012
Column 427
Ask Mr. Darts Language Person
Join me now for another issue of “Ask Mr. Darts Language Person,” the only darts grammar column mentioned in the Bible but banned from The Website That Shall Not Be Named.
We begin today by stealing from humorist Dave Barry and reporting on the …
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Dartoid's Column
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Column HR65
The PDC World Cup II vs. Super Bowl XLVI
In a recently released study by the IDGARA Humane Research Center it was determined that 30% of the world’s population suffers some emotional or mental disorder. This condition manifests itself in behavior that to a normal person might be explained …
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Howie Reed's Column
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Column HR64
In the end, it was all perpadedic!
When the Old Dart Coach was starting out in the “Ad Biz” he enjoyed making up words for use when preparing documents that would be read by the “three piece suits” on the 8th floor of D’Arcy Advertising. Most of them attended …
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Howie Reed's Column
Friday, February 3, 2012
Column 426
It Doesn’t Get Nuttier Than This!
It will come as no surprise that in almost two decades of writing about the sport of darts I’ve been threatened with lawsuits several times. Words intended to capture the joy and camaraderie of the sport and promote it have on occasion prompted …
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Dartoid's Column
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Column 425
Texas Darters to take on World Record!
I’m headed for Dallas soon so, Debbie, take note: you can find me at Rob’s Billiards & Sports Bar in Ft. Worth (13930 Trinity Blvd.). It’s a classy joint with beer.
And darts.
Beginning at noon on May 5, Rob’s will be …
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Dartoid's Column
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Column HR63
It ain’t the World Darts Fraud… but the PDC World Cup draw SUCKS!
Most baseball fans know the term “dog days” of summer. In darts it’s the “dog days” of winter. Not a bunch going on early in the early part of the year either in Europe or the …
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Howie Reed's Column
Friday, January 13, 2012
Column 424
Who’s the Real Darts World Champion?
Last July, I wrote in this space…
For years Dartoid’s World has made the case that the center of the darts universe has been shifting. Now it has.
I have written that the Professional Darts Corporation (PDC) should wake up and smell the …
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Dartoid's Column
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Column 423
Bullshit at the “World’s Top Darts Forum”
Sometime back, the following post was made by one of the senior moderators at The Website That Shall Not Be Named – which today bills itself as the “World’s Top Web Forum.” Probably the principals also think the world is flat.
I …
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Dartoid's Column
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Column HR62
The curse of the fickle finger… and other stuff!
Sports fans in the USA (and that’s what counts) are aware of the curse of a Sports Illustrated cover…
Being an athlete and appearing on the cover of SI moves a career in the direction of wearing a nametag when …
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Howie Reed's Column
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Column 422
An Open Letter about DARTS to Kim Jong-un
Dear Jong-un…
Please accept my deepest condolences to you and your family on the death of your father and also my apology for addressing you informally. I mean no disrespect. I write in friendship to ask for an invitation to come …
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