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Howie Reed

In remembrance of Howie Reed (October 3, 1938 – April 10, 2025). To reflect on his life and legacy, please see the obituary here Astute, often controversial, and always humorous, the Old Dart Coach, Howie Reed (a former rodeo cowboy and advertising executive), was heralded as the Dean of Darts Chroniclers - the most prolific and widely followed writer ever about our sport. He went back decades with the legends and knew where the skeletons were buried (just ask any of the ADO and WDF old-timers!). Here are four well-known facts about the Old Dart Coach: 1) he was a Republican, 2) he loved the ladies, 3) he could drink most anybody under the table, and 4) he threw darts as bad as Dartoid.

Column #HR412 All Hail the Victors… WALES!

Friday, June 20, 2023
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All Hail the Victors… WALES!

There is nothing in the world more aggravating than the jerk that says, “I told you so!”  That person deserves “the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,” as Bill Shakespeare wrote.  The Old Dart Coach is willing to accept his fate as he wrote …

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Column #HR410 WORLD CUP & OREGON OPEN SNFU

Wednesday, June 14, 2023
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WORLD CUP & OREGON OPEN SNFU

The 2023 PDC World Cup is upon us – starting tomorrow and running for four days in Frankfurt.   The World Cup is the Old Dart Coach’s favorite PDC event.  If the name Frankfurt rings a bell, it should.  The frankfurter (aka hot dog) …

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Column #HR408 LUCKY or GOOD? AND a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!

Wednesday, May 24, 2023
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LUCKY or GOOD?  AND a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!

Golfer Jack Nicholas heard a brainless sportswriter (like there’s another kind) say, “Boy that Nicholas is lucky”.  Jack responded, “…funny, the more I practice the luckier I get.”

Had Jonny Clayton heard a similar comment after Thursday night’s Premier League he’d say…

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Column #HR406 Shootout in Sheffield?  Mistake on the Lake & Shania Twain

Wednesday, May 10, 2023
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Shootout in Sheffield?  Mistake on the Lake & Shania Twain

That sums up this week’s effort.  The Premier League appears set for a dramatic shootout on Thursday.  Fake news.  NO shootout in Sheffield.  Regardless of the results Gerwyn Price, MvG and Michael Smith will hold the three top spots …

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