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"Dartoid" is the pseudonym of Paul Seigel, a prominent chronicler of darts for over 35 years. His columns are celebrated for their wit and insight, often detailing his quest for a game in exotic locales worldwide. His writing offers vibrant commentary on the competitive darts landscape, including players, organizations, tournaments and the sport's unique culture. Dartoid's articles are highly regarded among darts enthusiasts, solidifying his role as a pivotal figure in promoting and documenting darts as both a recreational pastime and professional sport.

Column #424 Who’s the Real Darts World Champion?

Friday, January 13, 2012
Column 424
Who’s the Real Darts World Champion?

Last July, I wrote in this space…

For years Dartoid’s World has made the case that the center of the darts universe has been shifting. Now it has.

I have written that the Professional Darts Corporation (PDC) should wake up and smell the

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Column #423 Bullshit at the “World’s Top Darts Forum”

Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Column 423
Bullshit at the “World’s Top Darts Forum”

Sometime back, the following post was made by one of the senior moderators at The Website That Shall Not Be Named – which today bills itself as the “World’s Top Web Forum.” Probably the principals also think the world is flat.

I …

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Column #HR62 The curse of the fickle finger… and other stuff!

Thursday, January 5, 2012
Column HR62
The curse of the fickle finger… and other stuff!

Sports fans in the USA (and that’s what counts) are aware of the curse of a Sports Illustrated cover…

Being an athlete and appearing on the cover of SI moves a career in the direction of wearing a nametag when …

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Column #422 An Open Letter about DARTS to Kim Jong-un

Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Column 422
An Open Letter about DARTS to Kim Jong-un

Dear Jong-un…

Please accept my deepest condolences to you and your family on the death of your father and also my apology for addressing you informally. I mean no disrespect. I write in friendship to ask for an invitation to come …

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Column #HR61 Merry Christmas… and don’t hit on a chick named Holly with an Adam’s apple!

Friday, December 23, 2011
Column HR61
Merry Christmas… and don’t hit on a chick named Holly with an Adam’s apple!

‘Tiz that time of the year when we join together to sing at the top of our baby voices, “Deck the halls with balls from Holly.”

Balls from Holly?

Well yes, as Holly use to …

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Column #421 Eddie Norman – Darts Ambassador

Friday, December 2, 2011
Column 421
Eddie Norman – Darts Ambassador

When I read Frau Charis Mutschler’s hervorragend recent interview with Eddie Norman for Global Darts I immediately sent off a message asking if I could reprint the interview at Dartoid’s World. To say I was pleased to receive her okay would be an understatement……

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Column #HR60 Stay thirsty my friends and thanks!

Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Column HR60
Stay thirsty my friends and thanks!

Anyone with a scintilla of an education (a GED works here) knows that the phrase “Go West Young Man” was coined by Horace Greeley. Its genesis is attributed to an 1865 New York Times editorial encouraging young men to move west to take …

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Column #HR59 Some free advice for Chris Helms

Friday, November 11, 2011
Column HR59
Some free advice for Chris Helms

In his many years staggering down the tungsten trail the Old Dart Coach never accused the “Godfathers” of the WDF of being of being fissiparous. The thought never entered either of the brain cells that had not been affected by copious amounts of …

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Column #420 Jerry Van Loan – Does Darts and America Proud

Friday, October 28, 2011
Column 420
Jerry Van Loan – Does Darts and America Proud

Fanned (and rightly so) by the Old Dart Coach, Howie Reed, there’s been a bit of banter in recent weeks (although hardly enough) about the World Cup and finagling by Olly Croft, Roy Price and possibly outgoing American Darts Organization …

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Column #HR58 Goblins, Werewolves and CRYBABIES

Friday, October 28, 2011
Column HR58
Goblins, Werewolves and CRYBABIES

It’s the time of the year, as the leaves turn orange and goblins appear, that Toeing the Oche rolls out its annual Halloween column. Whoops, as the Old Dart Coach has just been reminded, “there is no annual Halloween column,” which most would agree poses …

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