Sunday, November 1, 2015
Column 504
Ghosts, goblins and the ADO
Last night was Halloween! Or Punky Night, if you live in Somerset, England.
As we in America tossed Tootsie Rolls into sacks thrust at us by sticky little children cleverly disguised as sticky little children in sheets, across the pond in Somerset, the Brits …
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Dartoid's Column
Tuesday, October 27, 2015
Column HR151
Kiss my asp!
There’s nothing more pathetic than a former darter trying to hang on. Telling himself, herself or itself that, “I’ve still got it – just not having any luck.” The great golfer Jack Nicklaus, speaking of luck said, “The more I practice the luckier I get.”
Next …
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Wednesday, October 21, 2015
Column HR150
MIDGETS!
Make no mistake. English darts in AMERICA is deader than Lamar Odom’s reproductive organ after three days at the Love Ranch brothel 70 miles outside of Las Vegas.
Odon is a former NBA player and certified American trash reality TV star. He spent more than $70,000 dollars while …
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Wednesday, October 14, 2015
Column 503
“The truth is violated by falsehood but outraged by silence.”
Let’s be clear about something. Larry Butler’s recent accomplishment at the Winmau World Maters was Larry Butler’s accomplishment. Ain’t no one else’s. Ain’t no organization’s claim to fame (although the CDC certainly deserves an assist). No one but Larry …
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Wednesday, October 7, 2015
Column HR149
Coincidence? NEVER!
In the genre of espionage novels there’s no such thing as a “coincidence.” Nothing “just happens.” The genre began in America back in 1821 when James Fenimore Cooper published “The Spy.” Robert Ludlum, Frederick Forsyth, Tom Clancy and John le Carré pound home the “no coincidence” point …
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Howie Reed's Column
Monday, October 5, 2015
Column 502
1,700 votes, and counting…
Let me just say, first of all, that the past week has been very humbling. I know the outpouring of support – almost 1,700 votes, so far – has not been for me personally. I know the support so many have shown is a mix …
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Dartoid's Column
Thursday, October 1, 2015
Column 501
Dartoid for ADO President
I am pleased to announce my candidacy for President of the American Darts Organization.
I acknowledge (but do not accept) that the bylaws of the organization prohibit my candidacy, disallowing all but a select few of the millions of steel-tip players in America to run …
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Dartoid's Column
Wednesday, September 15, 2015
Column HR148
Beware of what you say, when, and to whom
With the most honorable editor gallivanting around the world – even temping the theory that “One Night in Bangkok Makes a Hard Man Humble” – an old adage comes to mind, which states…
“When the cat’s away the mouse will …
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Howie Reed's Column
Tuesday, September 14, 2015
Column 500
The CDC Fantasy League winners are…
With the countdown on for the final weekend of the inaugural CDC tour – the Continental Cup in St. Louis – it’s time to announce the winners of the first annual CDC Fantasy League.
In May, some 700 people from around the country …
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Dartoid's Column
Tuesday, September 1, 2015
Column 499
Donald the Monkey – a Fable
Only one person in the world may understand this. They know who they are…
Once upon a time there was a monkey. His name was Donald. He was a dumb monkey but, unlike another Donald, he was not under the delusion he could …
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