Tuesday, September 14, 2021
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Scotland shocks Austria! Austria shocks everyone!
As the dawn breaks over the City of Entertainment the Old Dart Coach hopes that today’s (well, actually, Sunday’s) Cazoo World Dart Cup will enthuse the crowd. To this point they have been as quiet as crowds at the Old Embassy where …
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Saturday, September 11, 2021
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Belgium KO’d by Austria, Yanks Bye-bye, 7 Seeds Advance
This is the first time since 2016 that all seeds advanced to the round of 16. For those seeded teams that didn’t look good the experts’ said, “They’ll play better in singles.” Most did play better except for Belgium. How …
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Saturday, September 11, 2021
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As the World Cup heats up, a word about willies and women…
Today’s Dartoid’s World issue is a joke but not of the sort readers have grown accustomed to finding in this space. It’s not about any of the screwy things that are found out and about the wacky …
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Friday, September 10, 2021
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Japan lights up the stage. Seeds don’t, but advance.
Another GREAT day with the World Cup – and beer!
One of the stupider statements came from announcer Stuart Pike. “Darts is becoming popular in Japan.” Machine darts is BIG in Japan, steel darts not so much. The Japanese duo …
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Thursday, September 9, 2021
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Netherlands, Poland & USA: SOCKO! Singapore gets a Mulligan.
Day One of the Cazoo World Cup began when the resplendent John McDonald called the meeting to order on a day that had been a sunny 80 degrees in Jena, Germany. Prior to the opening dart, the Old Dart Coach …
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Wednesday, September 8, 2021
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2021 World Cup of Darts PREDICTIONS!
The Old Dart Coach was singing at the top of his voice with all his baby heart (in the key of ugly):
How is your mother,
How is your brother,
How is your sister Sue
How is your Granny
How is your Fanny …
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Monday, August 9, 2021
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Whoopin’ darts ass in Paradise!
Far be it from me to steer anyone away from a couple weeks of sun and fun in Puerto Vallarta – the place is amazing.
Pristine beaches etch endlessly into the sunset. Bikinis are everywhere. The nightlife runs into morning – the Dos Equis …
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Tuesday, July 27, 2021
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Drag Queens, Darts and the Old Dart Coach in Key West
A ten-year-oldie… how time flies!
In the last installment of Dartoid’s World I found myself in Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia – the coldest national capital on the planet. Somewhere in the countryside yaks wandered the frozen tundra while I pounded …
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Monday, July 26, 2021
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Colorful hair, pants, shoes, “Old Mo” and Snakebite GIT ‘ER DONE!
The Old Dart Coach could dine on crow, fava beans and a nice Chianti (not Pierazzuoli Chianti Montalbano Riserva 2015 – but on the brown bag stuff). But still, his Matchplay predictions were right more than wrong. He …
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Friday, July 22, 2021
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And this year’s World Matchplay champion will be…
Matchplay 2021 officially kicked off at the Winter Gardens when Dimitri Van den Bergh belatedly raised the Phil Taylor Trophy he won last year. That one played sans crowd in Milton Keys. The Old Dart Coach was shocked that presenter John …
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