Dartoid’s Column

July 1, 2002
Column 126
Corrections!!!

Now that the Professional Darts Corporations (PDC) Las Vegas Desert Classic darts tournament has come to a close and its inaugural champions — Americans Ray Carver and Carolyn Mars — have been crowned, it’s time to wrap up this little series of reports and return to real life.

But …

July 1, 2002
Column 125
The Chicken Cheated!!

Due to a minor disagreement with the chicken who plays tic-tac-toe at the Tropicana and then a major disagreement with casino security this is probably the first column ever about the sport of darts which was conceived, at least partially, while in handcuffs.

Due to an appointment …

July 1, 2002
Column 124
HELP AMERICA, Mr. Bickie!!!

Today the action here at the Professional Darts Corporation’s (PDC) Las Vegas Desert Classic shifted from the subdued but tense environment of the qualifying floor to the big stage and the big screen. The set up is pure Hollywood. The show is classic Vegas.

In the …

July 1, 2002
Column 123
The Birth of “Mr. Bickie”

It was another scorcher of a day here in Las Vegas at the Professional Darts Corporations (PDC) Desert Classic darts extravaganza. Play started off on time but just a bit uneasy, as these are uneasy times, when PDC event emcee, Phil Jones took to the …

July 1, 2002
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Where’s Tommy’s Shorts?

The mood is very festive here, as hundreds of fun-loving darters have gathered for the first ever Professional Darts Corporation’s (PDC) Las Vegas Desert Classic, along with an equal number of fun-loving, bomb sniffing dogs.

Yes, security is tight in Sin City. This is because the FBI …

June 1, 2002
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Aim for Eastern North Carolina

A couple of months ago I climbed into a van with a few of my new darts buddies from Philly-land: Tommy Hill, Eddie Rodgers and his brother Al, wild-man Ed “the Kunatic” Kuhn and Donald Rumsfeld.

With Steady Eddie at the controls and to a …

June 1, 2002
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Fan Mail

It’s amazing, but true. I receive fan mail.

For example, the other day I received the following note from someone named Lester. Lester seems to think that I need help walking the fine line between making a point and pissing off the entire fifty percent of the world …

April 1, 2002
Column 118
The Desert Classic

There seems to be no end to the mess of reasons floatin’ around Darts Land about why America should stay home and roast wieners this coming July 4th weekend instead of heading to the MGM Grand in Las Vegas to support the Professional Darts Corporation’s (PDC) new …

April 1, 2002
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Where IS the Holland Tunnel?

One of the most remarkable gadgets in the world today is called the Mopar Navigation System. According to the instructions that came with the one I recently had installed in my Jeep, “…this premier high-tech satellite guidance system offers the safety and security that comes …