June 27, 2004
Column 160
The Chicken Was A Chicken
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: Absolutely no animals were harmed while writing this column, although some chicks and two American presidents may be offended when reading it.
As the Cherry Bomb and Bull City Classics wind down and as darters shuffle about airports in Ft. Lauderdale and Durham, …
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June 9, 2004
Column 159
Fantasy Darts Camp!
After showgirls in G-strings, gambling and drinking the night away, when I think of the Professional Darts Corporation’s (PDC) Las Vegas Desert Classic what comes to mind first (well, fourth) is fantasy baseball camp.
On a Saturday afternoon there ain’t a damn thing better then grabbin’ a …
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June 1, 2004
Column 158
Still, the First Lady of Darts!
It’s the Little Old Lady… from Pasadeeena…
Go Granny, go Granny, go Granny go
Has a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias
– Jan & Dean, 1964
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I don’t know about you, but if someone were to tell me that the best …
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Dartoid's ColumnMay 1, 2004
Column 157
THE BIG MATCH: Bush versus Kerry!!!
“Political campaigns are decidedly made into emotional orgies
which endeavor to distract attention from the real issues involved, and actually paralyze what slight powers of celebration man can normally muster.”
– James Harvey Robinson
Game on!
– Russell Bray
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Thirty years ago I …
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April 1, 2004
Column 156
Dartoid Arrested in Zambia!
URGENT!
This is Mike Broderick I maintain Paul Seigel’s web site – DartoidsWorld.com. I received a call from Paul’s wife, Marylou. Paul and a friend have been arrested in Africa — Zambia. They were caught trying to board a plane with a suitcase full endangered wood …
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March 1, 2004
Column 155
Chengdu, China
Fly two hours north from where I threw darts last night and you’ll be shiverin’ in a Mongolian snow drift. Head the same distance due west and you’ll be walkin’ to the board through goat dirt.
Set in the majestic foothills of the towering Himalayas, the original city …
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February 1, 2004
Column 154
Pae-por
A famous author once observed…
“The heartland of Southeast Asia has always been on the edges of civilization. The great empires, such as the Pagan in Burma, Sukhothai in Thailand and Angkor in Cambodia, were built in the plains, where rice grows easily and there are trade routes to …
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January 1, 2004
Column 153
A Whole Lot of Bits about Something
You never quite know what to expect when you pick up a book about darts.
We’ll, actually you pretty much do. That’s the unfortunate thing.
There is a boring, monotonous, similarity — a predictable, formulaic, uniformity — to many of the darts books …
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Dartoid's ColumnDecember 1, 2003
Column 152
Stevie Wonder was Right!
Last night I committed THE major darting transgression — and I’m not talking about throwing without a beer in my left hand. I stopped that three months ago after reading Dick Allix’s column about good health and darts.
Yep, I’m on the Atkin’s diet. I haven’t …
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November 5, 2003
Column 151
“Don’t Know Much About H-I-S-T-O-R-Y…”
Back in tenth grade I nearly flunked Western Civilization. This is because I thought the world began in the Wild West, somewhere among the buffalo on the other side of the Mississippi River. John Wayne was in charge.
I didn’t care then and I sure …
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