July 7, 2006
Column 262
Can Superman Stop the Asteroid?
Tuesday, June 27
Chris White, Dave Kelly, Bob Gargan, Monty Broadway, Dan Zimmerman, Paul Lim and Johnny Kuczynski came close today and Roger Carter came closer (falling 4-2 to Welshman Barrie Bates after jumping to a 2-0 lead) but at the end of the day …
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July 7, 2006
Column 261
Muffins!!!
Monday, June 26
Philadelphia perfectionist Bill Davis was the only American to survive the day, earning his way to the stage on Wednesday with a 4-3 victory over Alabama’s Roger “Taz” Carter. No other American made it through (although Marilyn Popp and Stacy Bromberg came close for the ladies) …
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July 5, 2006
Column 260
A Review of Las Vegas Desert Classic 5
“A man in Las Vegas ate 47 grilled-cheese sandwiches in 10 minutes. A few weeks ago, the same guy ate 50 hot dogs. And guess what? Here’s the best part, girls. He’s still single.”
— David Letterman
No, Reggie Horak wasn’t in …
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June 19, 2006
Column 259
Tim O’Gorman
If I was stranded on a remote island I’d most want to be with Osama Bin Laden. After the first two minutes I’d be all alone but the world would be a better place.
— Tim O’Gorman
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Nickname: I didn’t have a nickname before the World Series …
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Dartoid's ColumnJune 13, 2006
Column 258
Jeffrey Russell
I had a great time at the World Series of Darts and feel privileged just to participate – but would have liked to have done better. Next year I will!
— Jeffrey Russell
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Nickname: Jeff
Date of Birth: September 12, 1968
Place of Birth: Dover, New Hampshire…
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June 1, 2006
Column 257
Fairclough and Nickolson — Two Smart Guys who aren’t Mates
There are two things in life that intimidate me.
The first of course is women. How when I look straight into their eyes every single one of them on Earth knows that I’m really trying to sneak a peek down …
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May 26, 2006
Column 256
SCREW YOU!
To everybody who gave me grief last night before league: the title of this column is especially for you.
My buddies – Fran Horuzy, Jason Morton and Lionel Eubanks got ALL OVER my ass because I snorted out a last minute substitute and raced to my car before …
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May 21, 2006
Column 255
The Future of the WSOD is now up to YOU!
Unfortunately this LAST report on the Professional Darts Corporation’s (PDC) inaugural World Series of Darts (WSOD) is not coming to you from the Mohegan Sun Casino and Resort. The joint was attacked today by COWBOYS and I had to make …
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Dartoid's ColumnMay 20, 2006
Column 254
The PDC — 15; America — 1
This World Series of Darts (WSOD) report is coming to you in real time (hence the typos) from the Professional Darts Corporation (PDC) press room somewhere inside the sprawling Mohegan Sun Resort and Casino. All is wonderful as I sit here with Dave …
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May 19, 2006
Column 253
The Madness is Over!
Friday Night Madness is over and it wasn’t really madness and for this KUDO must go out to Professional Darts Corporation (PDC) Tournament Director Tommy Cox. Somehow tonight he not only managed to corral 256 American “last chance” World Series of Darts (WSOD) hopefuls into the …
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