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Howie Reed

Astute, often controversial, and always humorous, the Old Dart Coach, Howie Reed (a former rodeo cowboy and advertising executive), is heralded as the Dean of Darts Chroniclers - the most prolific and widely followed writer ever about our sport. He goes back decades with the legends and knows where the skeletons are buried (just ask any of the ADO and WDF old-timers!). Here are four well-known facts about the Old Dart Coach: 1) he is a Republican, 2) he loves the ladies, 3) he can drink most anybody under the table, and 4) he throws darts as bad as Dartoid.

Column #HR239 It’s a good thing Phil Taylor could count on the Old Dart Coach!

Wednesday, August 15, 2018
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It’s a good thing Phil Taylor could count on the Old Dart Coach!

It may surprise some who partake of these efforts that there are people out there in Dartland who have questioned the qualifications of the Old Dart Coach – his bona fides and his “oche cred.” Just …

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Column #HR238 World Matchplay – some questions answered, others remain

Monday, August 6, 2018
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World Matchplay – some questions answered, others remain

Sometimes the best laid plans of mice and men – to say nothing of people that write of darts, as they’re too lazy for real work – go astray. As Huey Lewis sang, “This is it.”

The plan for World Matchplay …

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Column #HR237 PDC World Matchplay – What a Difference a Day Makes!

Monday, July 23, 2018
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PDC World Matchplay – What a Difference a Day Makes

The Old Dart Coach’s all-time favorite song is Dinah Washington’s “What a Difference a Day Makes.” It barely edged out “Who Left the Chewing Gum on the Bedpost Overnight,” “Mrs. Brown you Have a Lovely Daughter” and “I Gave …

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Column #HR236 “The song is ended… but the melody lingers on”

Thursday, July 12, 2018
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“The song is ended… but the melody lingers on” (lyrics by Irving Berlin, 1927)

The song? The recently concluded North American Dart Championship/US Dart Masters.

The melodies (memories) that linger? Coming together for the love of darts, rekindling old friendships and beginning new ones, sharing stories – …

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Column #HR234 Larry Butler – on the road to recovery and continued domination

Friday, June 29, 2018
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Larry Butler – on the road to recovery and continued domination

North America has a history of world class dart players. The names Umberger, Kramer, Ney, Virachkul, Verrier (G), Payne, Holyoake, Part, Sinnaeve, Gopar, Lim (P), Ennis, Puccello, Daniels, McGinnis, Fischer, Heard, Kelly, Miller and Valleto are just a …

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Column #HR232 PDC World Cup XIII – Day 3 Round up

Saturday, June 2, 2018
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PDC World Cup XIII – Day 3 Round up

The lunchtime menu at the Eissporthalle promised some delectable delights. As it was, there appeared nothing more than appetizers. Served, but of course served with large quantities of “Golden Elixir.” The evening session promised a full main course. It delivered …

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Column #HR231 PDC World Cup XIII – Day 2 Round up

Friday, June 1, 2018
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PDC World Cup XIII – Day 2 Round up

On the second day of World Cup XIII the Eissporthalle was an almost chocker block full in anticipation of Germany facing Sweden. The beer sellers were busy as the match was scheduled next-to-last. Clever fellows. (The Eissporthalle’s primary function is …

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Column #HR230 PDC World Cup XIII – Day 1 Round up

Thursday, May 31, 2018
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PDC World Cup XIII – Day 1 Round up

Outside in Frankfurt, Germany’s 5th largest city, it was a balmy night with intermittent thundershowers…

In the Bahnhofsviertel district the boys, girls and those that don’t wish to state were getting ready to ply their “pay-to-play” trade. John McDonald took …

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