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"Dartoid" is the pseudonym of Paul Seigel, a prominent chronicler of darts for over 35 years. His columns are celebrated for their wit and insight, often detailing his quest for a game in exotic locales worldwide. His writing offers vibrant commentary on the competitive darts landscape, including players, organizations, tournaments and the sport's unique culture. Dartoid's articles are highly regarded among darts enthusiasts, solidifying his role as a pivotal figure in promoting and documenting darts as both a recreational pastime and professional sport.

Column #442 Eric Bristow was right – Phil Taylor must go!

Friday, February 1, 2013
Column 442
Eric Bristow was right – Phil Taylor must go!

There’s not a one of us involved in darts, recreational or professional, steel or soft, that wasn’t taught early-on that ours is the sport that “begins and ends with a handshake.” This basic tenant has been the unshakable rock at …

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Column #HR84 Pulling a “Taylor”…

Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Column HR84
Pulling a “Taylor”…

“He’s undoubtedly the best player ever, but Taylor is also undoubtedly one of the best wankers ever!”

That was the way that one English darter reacted to the latest Phil Taylor temper tantrum. Nothing from “The Power” who probably thought “sticks and stones will break my …

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Column #HR83 Phil Taylor shows his stuff – good and bad

Monday, January 7, 2013
Column HR83
Phil Taylor shows his stuff – good and bad

The New Year has arrived and the Old Dart Coach is “Bat Stuff” happy.

How happy?

As happy as when he watched and listened as Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, Brick Tamland and Champ Kind crooned “Afternoon Delight” (after Burgundy announced …

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Column #HR82 Helen Scheerbaum and Paul Lim – Darting Treasures

Friday, December 21, 2012
Column HR82
Helen Scheerbaum and Paul Lim – Darting Treasures

Warning: Reading this column may be injurious to your mental health and may not be suitable for minors or the humor challenged.
According to the Mayan calendar the world is coming to an end on December 21. So… if you’re …

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Column #440 Come. Travel the World with Dartoid.

Sunday, December 2, 2012
Column 440
Come. Travel the World with Dartoid.

That’s been the theme of this column for nearly 20 years. From Congo to Mongolia, Nepal to Borneo, I’ve explored and written about the darts scene in almost 100 countries on six of seven continents. Yes, as Wayne Mardle once observed, I’m a …

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Column #HR79 Disappointed “Phil”istines

Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Column HR79
Disappointed “Phil”istines

Years ago, before the Old Dart Coach was declared persona non grata by the self-appointed Grand Poobahs of darts, he included in his baggage for his winter solace visit to London a box of Dutch Master cigars. They were a gift for a fellow named Smitty who …

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Column #439 Could it be Brendan Dolan’s fault?

Thursday, November 1, 2012
Column 439
Could it be Brendan Dolan’s fault?

I don’t believe in fate. I don’t accept that it was predetermined by some Supreme Power I’d suck at darts.

What I believe in, or would at least like to, is the “butterfly effect.”

Hence, I believe, or would at least like to, …

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