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"Dartoid" is the pseudonym of Paul Seigel, a prominent chronicler of darts for over 35 years. His columns are celebrated for their wit and insight, often detailing his quest for a game in exotic locales worldwide. His writing offers vibrant commentary on the competitive darts landscape, including players, organizations, tournaments and the sport's unique culture. Dartoid's articles are highly regarded among darts enthusiasts, solidifying his role as a pivotal figure in promoting and documenting darts as both a recreational pastime and professional sport.

Column #446 180! Fascinating Darts Facts – a Review

Wednesday, May 1, 2013
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180! Fascinating Darts Facts – a Review

Far be it from me to correct Patrick Chaplin, but I must. “Trust me – I’m a doctor,” he writes in the introduction to his newest book, 180! Fascinating Darts Facts.

I’ve read the book twice, circled passages, underlined words, folded …

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Column #HR90 Is it all lost for Adrian Lewis?

Thursday, April 25, 2013
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Is it all lost for Adrian Lewis?

The former football coach at Florida State University, Bobby Bowden, was introduced to an adoring crowd as “St. Bobby.” After taking the microphone he explained, “The difference between a halo and a noose is about six inches.” With that short sentence Coach …

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Column #HR89 Songkran – and redefining the term “arch rival”

Saturday, April 13, 2013
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Songkran – and redefining the term “arch rival”

Songkran is celebrated in Thailand usually from April 13th to the 16th.

One might axe, “So your point is?”

The point is that Toeing the Oche has a plethora of fans in the Land of Smiles who will be celebrating without …

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Column #HR88 Perception isn’t always reality

Wednesday, March 27, 2013
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Perception isn’t always reality

Let’s say that you’re enjoying a tall cool beverage at your favorite watering hole in Pattaya Beach. Let’s call the place Tim Bar Beer where you’ve been ushered to a duce outside table by Billy the greeter. The scene could even be at either the …

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Column #HR87 Whining, excuses and ‘splainin’

Monday, March 11, 2013
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Whining, excuses and ‘splainin’

There’s a fine line between whining, making excuses and explaining. The ODC doesn’t whine or make excuses – he explains. Back in the day he would explain…

Albuquerque? The lighting is so bad that miner’s helmets with lights should be included with your entry fee.

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Column #HR86 A subtle bit of this and a not so subtle bit of that

Tuesday, February 19, 2013
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A subtle bit of this and a not so subtle bit of that

It’s dangerous to use subtle humor. A pie in the face, slipping on a banana peel or a hammer on thumb always guarantee a robust laugh. Subtle humor? Yawns. The ODC’s appointment with a “sports medicine” …

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Column #HR85 Hey critics – lay off Butler and Young!

Thursday, February 7, 2013
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Hey critics – lay off Butler and Young!

A critic is someone who can’t do something but doesn’t know it – or accept it – and bitches about those who can – someone “who tends to make harsh or carping judgments; a faultfinder.” This is especially so when it …

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