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"Dartoid" is the pseudonym of Paul Seigel, a prominent chronicler of darts for over 35 years. His columns are celebrated for their wit and insight, often detailing his quest for a game in exotic locales worldwide. His writing offers vibrant commentary on the competitive darts landscape, including players, organizations, tournaments and the sport's unique culture. Dartoid's articles are highly regarded among darts enthusiasts, solidifying his role as a pivotal figure in promoting and documenting darts as both a recreational pastime and professional sport.

Column #HR99 World Cup Team: BEWARE!

Wednesday, September 25, 2013
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World Cup Team: BEWARE!

Author John Steinbeck opined, the “best-laid plans of mice and men oft go astray.” The same is true of guys who write darts columns.

The Old Dart Coach always viewed International darts competitions as great sporting events. He fell in lust after the 1979 World …

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Column #HR98 Darts, the Circus and Clowns (the DRA)

Friday, September 13, 2013
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Darts, the Circus and Clowns (the DRA)

Prompted by the query, “How does your mind work?” the Old Dart Coach mused. He was bewildered by the question (and highly offended by the term “work”) but he soldered on.

His mind wandered back to a book he devoured in his …

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Column #451 Darts in the Mississippi Delta

Sunday, September 1, 2013
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Darts in the Mississippi Delta

In three weeks I’m headin’ south, to the Deep South. I’m headin’ to the Crossroads – the junction of Highway 61 and Highway 49 near Clarksdale, Mississippi. It’s a famous place. It’s so famous that the journey must be chronicled with TWO Dartoid’s World …

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Column #HR97 Wrasslin’ with the PDC (and an anaconda?)

Wednesday, August 21, 2013
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Wrasslin’ with the PDC (and an anaconda?)

Ever try to explain the game of darts to a sightless person? It’s hard enough to explain the game, period.

Eons ago the ODC explained the game to Chris Berman on ESPN, “You start with something… when you have nothing left… you …

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Column #449 Phil Taylor broke NO RULES!

Thursday, August 1, 2013
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Phil Taylor broke NO RULES!

The Old Dart Coach, Howie Reed’s recent columns about the tempest over Phil Taylor’s shenanigans at Gibraltar Darts Trophy remind me of the night I committed THE major darting transgression – and I’m not talking about throwing without a beer in my left hand. …

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Column #HR96 The Sun: “Bristow calls Taylor a cheat over missed double 12.”

Wednesday, July 31, 2013
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The Sun: “Bristow calls Taylor a cheat over missed double 12.”

Thursday in Las Vegas means a lunch of sporting personalities and sports writers and a good chin wag. It’s strange that HHR II (aka the Old Dart Coach) is included considering the fact that he meets none of …

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Column #HR95 How flipping magnanimous!

Monday, July 15, 2013
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How flipping magnanimous!

During a recent chat a pal of the Old Dart Coach remarked of a common acquaintance, “He has a character flaw. He doesn’t like sports.”

That statement’s simplicity is astounding. In sport it’s “outhouse” to the “penthouse” – and vice versa – in a New York …

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Column #HR94 “We celebrate the 4th because we got rid of the likes of you!”

Tuesday, July 2, 2013
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“We celebrate the 4th because we got rid of the likes of you!”

The cry rang throughout the land…

“The British are coming! The British are coming!”

Most can identify the loudmouth as Paul Revere immortalized by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow in his poem “Paul Revere’s Ride.”

Paul’s horse?

“Brown …

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