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"Dartoid" is the pseudonym of Paul Seigel, a prominent chronicler of darts for over 35 years. His columns are celebrated for their wit and insight, often detailing his quest for a game in exotic locales worldwide. His writing offers vibrant commentary on the competitive darts landscape, including players, organizations, tournaments and the sport's unique culture. Dartoid's articles are highly regarded among darts enthusiasts, solidifying his role as a pivotal figure in promoting and documenting darts as both a recreational pastime and professional sport.

Column #HR103 The greatest match of all time?

Monday, December 2, 2013
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The greatest match of all time?

A breath of fresh air… a lover stealing that first kiss… a fine wine in a crystal goblet or a cold beer on a summer’s day.  Oh yes, a romantic’s first love.

“A person remembers their first love”.

Not so the great philosopher …

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Column #455 Happy Holidays from the Family ‘Toid

Monday, December 2, 2013
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Happy Holidays from the Family ‘Toid

Dear Friends of Dartoid’s World:

It is that time of year again to share with you our adventures in this journey we call life. 2013 has been another year of magic and wonder for the Family ‘Toid…

Lori, who we adopted from Argentina …

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Column #HR102 Give thanks to John Lowe this Thanksgiving

Thursday, November 14, 2013
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Give thanks to John Lowe this Thanksgiving

“Darts… darts… darts… nothing but bloody darts” rang the words of Jim “The Bizz” Aspin – a longtime pal of the Old Dart Coach – back when “The Bizz” was mixing drinks and drawing lagers at a private “drinkery” on the banks …

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Column #454 The Ultimate Book of Darts by “Sleepy” Kramer – a Review

The first thing you’ll notice when you pick up one of Anne “Sleepy” Kramer’s new books is its weight. It’s heavy.

At ten ounces it registers just three ounces shy of a can of Budweiser or about one four-thousandth the estimated weight of the dart player featured on page 227. Yep, this is one …

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Column #HR101 Here’s hoping you lose more than your mask this Halloween

The Old Dart Coach dictated that Toeing the Oche clean out its files. With the red carpet rolled out, trumpets ready to blare “Ruffles and Flourishes” and drummers alerted for the occasional rim shot… here ’tis.

So… has the mystery of ODC’s stolen ukulele been solved? Maybe. The ODC had blamed the pilferage – after …

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Column #HR99 World Cup Team: BEWARE!

Wednesday, September 25, 2013
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World Cup Team: BEWARE!

Author John Steinbeck opined, the “best-laid plans of mice and men oft go astray.” The same is true of guys who write darts columns.

The Old Dart Coach always viewed International darts competitions as great sporting events. He fell in lust after the 1979 World …

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Column #HR98 Darts, the Circus and Clowns (the DRA)

Friday, September 13, 2013
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Darts, the Circus and Clowns (the DRA)

Prompted by the query, “How does your mind work?” the Old Dart Coach mused. He was bewildered by the question (and highly offended by the term “work”) but he soldered on.

His mind wandered back to a book he devoured in his …

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Column #451 Darts in the Mississippi Delta

Sunday, September 1, 2013
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Darts in the Mississippi Delta

In three weeks I’m headin’ south, to the Deep South. I’m headin’ to the Crossroads – the junction of Highway 61 and Highway 49 near Clarksdale, Mississippi. It’s a famous place. It’s so famous that the journey must be chronicled with TWO Dartoid’s World …

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