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"Dartoid" is the pseudonym of Paul Seigel, a prominent chronicler of darts for over 35 years. His columns are celebrated for their wit and insight, often detailing his quest for a game in exotic locales worldwide. His writing offers vibrant commentary on the competitive darts landscape, including players, organizations, tournaments and the sport's unique culture. Dartoid's articles are highly regarded among darts enthusiasts, solidifying his role as a pivotal figure in promoting and documenting darts as both a recreational pastime and professional sport.

Column #537 Johns Hopkins study proves drinking helps darts!

Sunday, May 21, 2017
Column 537
Johns Hopkins Study Proves Drinking Helps Darts!

The following is brief (takes only a minute to read) but interesting. It was written by someone named Nick Hines and published on something called VinePair on May 17.

Also, the world is flat.

Who knew?

From the Field,

Dartoid

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Do …

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Column #HR195 Dinosaurs can be taught new tricks!

Tuesday, May 16, 2017
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Dinosaurs can be taught new tricks!

It’s an old axiom that, “A dinosaur can be led to water but you can’t make it drink.” While this may not be scientifically provable Shirley you can remember Fred Flintstone leading Dino to water…

He never drank.

Of course, you can lead …

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Column #HR194 Don’t disrespect Dinosaurs!

Wednesday, May 10, 2017
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Don’t Disrespect Dinosaurs!

There was a former President of the ADO who loved to sing…

Hooray, hooray it’s the first of May…  Outdoor f’ing begins today.

You just can’t get leadership like that anymore.

He could also throw nails with the best of them. His name’s withheld for obvious …

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Column #HR193 Following Brexit, will the UK ban all vans? Will the PDC follow suit?

Wednesday, April 26, 2017
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Following Brexit, will the UK ban all vans?  Will the PDC follow suit? 

A terrible accident occurred at the Palace de Old Dart Coach…

While he was pontificating upon all things darts he fell off his soapbox. Fortunately he landed on his head so not much damage was done …

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Column #535 An Open Letter to Barry Hearn – about the Philippines

Wednesday, April 26, 2017
Column 535
An Open Letter to Barry Hearn – about the Philippines

Dear Mr. Hearn…

There was exciting and disappointing news in the PDC’s recent press release. It was exciting to learn that Brazil and Latvia will “be making their debut” at the World Cup in June. It was disappointing to …

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Column #HR192 “There are no North Americans that can compete in the PDC.”

Monday, April 17, 2017
Column HR192
“There are no North Americans that can compete in the PDC.”  

Throughout the years there have been many public relations mistakes. OJ Simpson’s “The other dude did it” ranks up near the top.  The new United Airlines proposed advertising slogan – “Fly United… we beat them all” – probably …

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Column #HR191 Remembering Rick “The Hammer” Ney

Tuesday, April 11, 2017
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Remembering Rick “The Hammer” Ney

The photo says it all about Rick Ney. His youthful joy of winning. The photo is from the 1985 World Cup – the US team’s old medal win in Brisbane, Australia.

Rick “The Hammer” Ney was a legend in the world of darts – …

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