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Column #587 Seal Boy is REAL – and now throws darts, in the Philippines!

Wednesday, April 1, 2020
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Seal Boy is REAL – and now throws darts, in the Philippines!

It’s true what they say, “Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction.”

When I was a kid, I was a swimmer, a pretty fast swimmer. My time for the 100 fly (52.6 – short course – in …

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Column #HR271 Unintended Consequences

Sunday, September 8, 2019
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Unintended Consequences

Colin Cunningham is quoted as saying, “Watch out what you wish for, you just might get it.”

The Old Dart Coach’s take on this includes “The Law of Unintended Consequences.” You get 6 wheelbarrows full of dirt from a neighbor. Then place dirt in a planter. Into …

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Column #CM53 PDC World Championships – day two and the first woman ever on the PDC circuit

Monday, December 17, 2018
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PDC World Championships – day two and the first woman ever on the PDC circuit

The second tournament day was more or less “womanless“ but before I share what happened on stage let me present to you a woman who, although she didn’t manage to qualify for this year’s …

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Column #555 The First Philippine Open Darts Tournament, Tacloban City

Tuesday, March 20, 2018
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The First Philippine Open Darts Tournament, Tacloban City

Until October 2015 when Hurricane Patricia slammed Mexico, the strongest such storm ever recorded in the world was super typhoon Haiyan, locally known in the Philippines as Yolanda. With sustained winds of nearly 195 miles per hour (and gusts up to …

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Column #550 Steel-tip ain’t no Olympic shoo-in – there’s (plastic) competition!

Thursday, December 21, 2017
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Steel-tip ain’t no Olympic shoo-in – there’s (plastic) competition!

They call him the “Dragon” and he’s a former world champion. He has basked in the glory of his ‘sport,’ one that some describe as “just the right mix of skill and intellect.” Growing older and with a family, he …

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Column #527 Some excitement. Some disappointments.

Friday, December 23, 2016
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Some excitement.  Some disappointments.

As readers may have gathered, Dartoid’s World experienced another hack of some kind November. All is now resolved and we’re back to normal, or abnormal, depending on your perspective. The hack has been traced to either the Russians or the ADO.

Of course, all attention …

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The Outrageous and Completely Untrue History of the Sport of Darts

This is Dartoid’s most recent and tiniest work of darts fiction and we should indeed be grateful for the latter. I can solemnly attest that it is, in my very humble opinion, quite the most historically inaccurate and stupid thing that anyone has ever put to paper. Despite his advance apologies to his God, and …

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