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"Dartoid" is the pseudonym of Paul Seigel, a prominent chronicler of darts for over 35 years. His columns are celebrated for their wit and insight, often detailing his quest for a game in exotic locales worldwide. His writing offers vibrant commentary on the competitive darts landscape, including players, organizations, tournaments and the sport's unique culture. Dartoid's articles are highly regarded among darts enthusiasts, solidifying his role as a pivotal figure in promoting and documenting darts as both a recreational pastime and professional sport.

Column #HR193 Following Brexit, will the UK ban all vans? Will the PDC follow suit?

Wednesday, April 26, 2017
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Following Brexit, will the UK ban all vans?  Will the PDC follow suit? 

A terrible accident occurred at the Palace de Old Dart Coach…

While he was pontificating upon all things darts he fell off his soapbox. Fortunately he landed on his head so not much damage was done …

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Column #535 An Open Letter to Barry Hearn – about the Philippines

Wednesday, April 26, 2017
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An Open Letter to Barry Hearn – about the Philippines

Dear Mr. Hearn…

There was exciting and disappointing news in the PDC’s recent press release. It was exciting to learn that Brazil and Latvia will “be making their debut” at the World Cup in June. It was disappointing to …

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Column #HR192 “There are no North Americans that can compete in the PDC.”

Monday, April 17, 2017
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“There are no North Americans that can compete in the PDC.”  

Throughout the years there have been many public relations mistakes. OJ Simpson’s “The other dude did it” ranks up near the top.  The new United Airlines proposed advertising slogan – “Fly United… we beat them all” – probably …

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Column #HR191 Remembering Rick “The Hammer” Ney

Tuesday, April 11, 2017
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Remembering Rick “The Hammer” Ney

The photo says it all about Rick Ney. His youthful joy of winning. The photo is from the 1985 World Cup – the US team’s old medal win in Brisbane, Australia.

Rick “The Hammer” Ney was a legend in the world of darts – …

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Column #HR190 Bring back the North American Open Darts Tournament!

Tuesday, April 4, 2017
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Bring back the North American Open Darts Tournament

Years ago, Dartoid penned a brilliant April 1 column.  He detailed the PDC buying the BDO and taking over “amateur” darts. An April Fool’s column belonging in the Dart Writer’s Hall of Fame that is located somewhere between here and there.…

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Column #534 Fidel Castro, Ernest Hemingway, and Darts in Cuba

Saturday, April 1, 2017
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Fidel Castro, Ernest Hemingway, and Darts in Cuba 

“Entering a totalitarian state,” wrote a recent traveler to Cuba of his arrival at Havana’s José Martí International Airport, “I expected more militaristic security. Instead, I was warmly welcomed by female immigration and security agents wearing uniforms that included shorts and …

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Column #HR188 “Comradeship” and the Golden-Agers’ Reunion

Monday, March 13, 2017
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“Comradeship” and the Golden-Agers’ Reunion  

Sitting outside Yates Pub on Soi Yamoto (named after the Japanese restaurant, Yamoto) the Old Dart Coach had a flashback to a scene in the 1992 movie My Cousin Vinnie (25 years old today). Joe Pesci (as the rookie lawyer, Vinnie) is sitting in …

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