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"Dartoid" is the pseudonym of Paul Seigel, a prominent chronicler of darts for over 35 years. His columns are celebrated for their wit and insight, often detailing his quest for a game in exotic locales worldwide. His writing offers vibrant commentary on the competitive darts landscape, including players, organizations, tournaments and the sport's unique culture. Dartoid's articles are highly regarded among darts enthusiasts, solidifying his role as a pivotal figure in promoting and documenting darts as both a recreational pastime and professional sport.

Column #HR201 PDC World Cup VI – so many memories!

Monday, June 5, 2017
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PDC World Cup VI – so many memories!

When the Old Dart Coach was but a toddler each Saturday morning he’d be glued to the radio for his favorite program, Grand Central Station – “…the crossroads of a million private lives, a gigantic stage on which are played a …

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Column #HR200 Some questions in life beg to be answered…

Saturday, June 4, 2017
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Some questions in life beg to be answered…

For example, why would anyone in their right mind get up at 4:00 a.m. on a Saturday morning in Las Vegas, Nevada, to watch the second round of the PDC World Cup IV? The answer is simple: they wouldn’t. The Old …

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Column #HR199 The Kathy Griffin of darts…

Saturday, June 3, 2017
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The Kathy Griffin of darts…

Dressed to the 9s and singing “There’s Only One Phil Taylor” and “Heeeeey Baby” the darting Frankfurters came out to party last night in Frankfurt on Day 2 of the £300,000 PDC World Cup VI at the Eissporthalle. There were Santas and a Cat …

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Column #HR198 LIM ‘N LIM – The New Frankfurt “Chinese” Takeout!

Friday, June 2, 2017
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LIM ‘N LIM – The New Frankfurt “Chinese” Takeout

When the sun rose yesterday at 5:29 a.m. in Frankfurt, Germany, the odds were good that few if any of the 2.3 million metro area population knew or even cared that in just 15 hours the PDC World Cup VI …

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Column #537 Johns Hopkins study proves drinking helps darts!

Sunday, May 21, 2017
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Johns Hopkins Study Proves Drinking Helps Darts!

The following is brief (takes only a minute to read) but interesting. It was written by someone named Nick Hines and published on something called VinePair on May 17.

Also, the world is flat.

Who knew?

From the Field,

Dartoid

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Do …

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Column #HR195 Dinosaurs can be taught new tricks!

Tuesday, May 16, 2017
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Dinosaurs can be taught new tricks!

It’s an old axiom that, “A dinosaur can be led to water but you can’t make it drink.” While this may not be scientifically provable Shirley you can remember Fred Flintstone leading Dino to water…

He never drank.

Of course, you can lead …

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Column #HR194 Don’t disrespect Dinosaurs!

Wednesday, May 10, 2017
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Don’t Disrespect Dinosaurs!

There was a former President of the ADO who loved to sing…

Hooray, hooray it’s the first of May…  Outdoor f’ing begins today.

You just can’t get leadership like that anymore.

He could also throw nails with the best of them. His name’s withheld for obvious …

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