Monday, August 21, 2017
Column 542
Eclipse Day Darts!
With all the drama and danger in the world these days (terrorism, tsunamis, monster hurricanes, and the spiraling rise in the price of gasoline – and now the eclipse) you’ve probably been deep in thought, contemplating life, the future, and wondering just exactly what it would …
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Monday, August 21, 2017
Column HR208
Don’t build any statues of Phil Taylor!
Too often the Old Dart Coach, along with others of his “ilk,” takes to public forums to ridicule people that play darts. Remember, the ODC has been there and done that. He’s also seen “6 chickens build a grain elevator in Iowa.”…
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Friday, August 11, 2017
Column HR207
Rumors and Rumors
Every year or so, Toeing the Oche has to go into tutorial mode. The Old Dart Coach admits that this is tedious, boring and not very entertaining. For others it’s just business as usual for this space. Those that make hurtful comments will be ignored.…
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Tuesday, August 1, 2017
Column 541
Rocky’s Annual Roadside Outdoor Darts Tournament
There’s Marciano, Graziano, Balboa, and the 41st Vice President of the United States…
You’ve got those big mountains.
And don’t forget the squirrel!
Then there’s “Rocky” the darts dude from Parkhill, Ontario, Canada.
Surely this guy – Ron Wilcox – has more brains …
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Tuesday, August 1, 2017
Column HR206
DARN U, Phil Taylor!
Not because of your brilliant play for your 16th World Matchplay title…
Philip Douglas Taylor “wrote” a script that, if from Hollywood, would not pass the smell test. For him to win the Matchplay after not winning a major since 2014 is the stuff from …
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Thursday, July 27, 2017
Column 540
Music City!
With one of the BEST tournaments in America on tap this weekend it seems appropriate to share this oldie…
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Dartoid's ColumnMonday, July 24, 2017
Column HR205
Las Vegas Tales – par Deux
In the novel The Sun Also Rises Ernest Hemingway wrote “I am always in love.” For many that attended the Festival of Darts recently at the Tropicana Hotel in Las Vegas no truer words were ever written. Darts is the one true mistress …
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Wednesday, July 19, 2017
Column HR204
Las Vegas Tales
True! – nervous – very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why will you say that I am mad? The disease had sharpened my senses – not destroyed – not dulled them.
Those could well have been the thoughts of the North American …
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Wednesday, July 5, 2017
Column HR203
The British are coming! The British are coming!
With the 4th of July in the rear view window some would take the Old Dart Coach to task for publishing this column after the fact. Let ’em.
July 4th marks the signing of the Declaration of Independence. That document freed …
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Wednesday, July 5, 2017
Column 539
An Open Letter about DARTS to Kim Jong-in
Dear Jong-un…
Please accept my deepest condolences to you and your family on the death of your father and also my apology for addressing you informally. I write in friendship to ask for an invitation to come to North Korea to …
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