Tuesday, October 1, 2019
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Darts near the Kremlin
For thirty-two days my life was a pain in the ass. Literally.
What was originally to be a week-long Guinness tasting holiday in Dublin with three buddies somehow turned into a month-long, 2,000-mile, bike ride from Dublin to Moscow. Don’t ask me how this happened. …
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Wednesday, September 25, 2019
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Some WDF World Cup participants may need to visit the Three Dot Lounge
During this visit to your computer screen the Old Dart Coach was going to introduce you to the Three Dot Lounge…
Were the Three Dot Lounge an actual physical structure it would have 8 dartboards and …
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Monday, September 23, 2019
Column 576
Darts in Paradise
Far be it from me to steer anyone away from a couple weeks of sun and fun in Puerto Vallarta – the place is amazing.
Pristine beaches etch endlessly into the sunset. Bikini-clad girls are everywhere. The nightlife runs into morning – the Dos Equi’s flow. …
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Sunday, September 8, 2019
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Unintended Consequences
Colin Cunningham is quoted as saying, “Watch out what you wish for, you just might get it.”
The Old Dart Coach’s take on this includes “The Law of Unintended Consequences.” You get 6 wheelbarrows full of dirt from a neighbor. Then place dirt in a planter. Into …
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Wednesday, August 28, 2019
Column HR270
Letters (emails) to the Old Dart Coach!
Those of you who in age are near or past the speed limit on Germany’s autobahn (80 MPH) may remember the American crooner Perry Como. He visited America’s homes with a weekly TV variety show. At some point he’d sing “Letters… we …
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Thursday, August 15, 2019
Column HR269
What color unicorn would you like?
A few weeks ago, the Old Dart Coach received an email. The communication arrived shortly after the ODC made remarks critical of “dart commentator” Paul Nicholson.
“I have concluded we are alike. I only said he was a monotone commentator – didn’t say …
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Friday, August 2, 2019
Column HR268
World Matchplay Reflections – a Midsummer Night’s Dream
In 1595-96, William Shakespeare produced “A Midsummer’s Night Dream.” It’s said to be a comedy, which the Old Dart Coach will accept as fact. (NOTE: This fellow Shakespeare was a writer not the Shakespeare that makes great fishing equipment.)
“A Midsummer’s …
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Thursday, August 1, 2019
Column 575
The difference between the CDC (and PDC) and the ADO
You may remember the day when (thanks to the late Charles Schulz, whose words I’ve embellished a bit) Charlie Brown, Lucy and Linus were relaxing on the side of a hill looking at cloud formations in the sky…
Lucy …
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Dartoid's ColumnTuesday, July 24, 2019
Column HR267
Earthquakes, darts and Brits – Par Deux
Senior Russ Lopez best characterized the US Dart Masters (aka World Series of Darts) as a “Darting Family Reunion.” He was spot on. The Old Dart Coach and others enjoyed meeting old friends and making new ones while spinning tales, real and …
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Tuesday, July 16, 2019
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Earthquakes, darts and Vegas – Par Uno
WOW, what a week!
The Red Socks played the “Yang Ees” in London at the home of West Ham United. The President of the USA met the “Boss” of North Korea on the DMZ. The Brits invaded Las Vegas.
Las Vegas felt …
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