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Column #HR12 Musings from the Padded Cell… - Dartoids World
The Old Dart Coach has been locked in a padded room for his own protection. It was a move taken to protect not only the ODC but those around him from injury. The trigger to his unexplained behavior is believed to be the PDC players’ proclivity to hug after a match while whispering “sweet nothings” in each other's ear. The ODC claims that everytime this occurs he hears Brenda Lee singing her baby heart out with “My baby whispers in my ear… sweet nothings.”