Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Column 372
Mickey the Monkey – a Fable
Once upon a time there was a monkey. His name was Mickey. He was a dumb monkey but, unlike George Bush, he was not the president of a country.
Mickey the monkey lived in Africa.
The other monkeys ate coconuts. They knew where …
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Monday, August 3, 2009
Column 371
One year ago, this August, in darts…
Traditionally a slow month in the world of darts and, apparently, news in general, August begins with a media flashback of an old controversy from 2002 when former Hooter’s girl, Jodee Berry of Panama City Florida, “won” a Toyota in a beer …
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Column 370
Dartoid vs. the Ladies of Thailand
Tonight here in the Land of Smiles at my friends’ Dono’s Flaming Moe’s Pub and Mitch and Wassana’s Moonshine Pub …
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Monday, July 20, 2009
Column 369
MOON DARTS (Reprinted on the occasion of the 40th Anniversary of the Moon Landing)
With all the drama and danger in the world these days – terrorism, tsunamis, monster hurricanes, and the spiraling rise in the price of gasoline – you’ve probably been deep in thought, contemplating life, the …
Monday, July 13, 2009
Column 368
A Quickie Message to Dartoid’s World Readers!
Perhaps you have noticed that this website has been down for a while?
The cause was basically two-fold…
First, since I haven’t a clue what a “domain” is, I ignored the many notices I received to “renew my domain” and pay a …
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Monday, July 6, 2009
Column 367
One year ago, this July, in darts…
Despite winning the Las Vegas Desert Classic, Bobby Bourn Memorial Trophy and World Matchplay, thirteen-time world champion, Phil Taylor, is upstaged multiple times this month.
Stealing the limelight first, at the annual International Federation of Competitive Eating (IFCOE) Nathan’s July Fourth Hot …
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Dartoid's ColumnWednesday, July 1, 2009
Column 366
Dessert Classic VIII – Round One, Day One
At the end of the first half of the first round of stage play here at the Desert Classic came the match the North Americans were waiting for and in the end there wasn’t much to see.
Although Canadian John Part …
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Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Column 365
Las Vegas Players Championship – 2009
Desert Classic VIII took a break today to make room for the Players Championship. For the throng of four American spectators who came from as far away as Las Vegas today’s event presented an early opportunity to rub shoulders with the best darts …
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Column 364
Desert Classic VIII – Qualifier Two
DAMN it was hot today! At lunch I started hallucinating. I ordered spaghetti and thought I saw Olly Croft’s image on a meatball.
I blinked.
I massaged my eyes.
The meatball morphed into Tommy Cox, sprouted legs, and started running around the table.…
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Monday, June 29, 2009
Column 363
Desert Classic VIII – Qualifier One
I must begin this series by setting to rest the rumor that for months has rumbled about the darts community – that the Professional Darts Corporation (PDC) is turning its back on the United States and this year’s Desert Classic will be the …
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