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Howie Reed

Astute, often controversial, and always humorous, the Old Dart Coach, Howie Reed (a former rodeo cowboy and advertising executive), is heralded as the Dean of Darts Chroniclers - the most prolific and widely followed writer ever about our sport. He goes back decades with the legends and knows where the skeletons are buried (just ask any of the ADO and WDF old-timers!). Here are four well-known facts about the Old Dart Coach: 1) he is a Republican, 2) he loves the ladies, 3) he can drink most anybody under the table, and 4) he throws darts as bad as Dartoid.

Column #HR49 World Matchplay – Sixteen Becomes Eight

Friday, July 22, 2011
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World Matchplay – Sixteen Becomes Eight

While resting on the couch with viewing fluid in hand the Old Dart Coach actually broke out in laughter. Here he was viewing the current best 16 dart players in the world still alive in the £400,000 Sky Bet Mobile World Matchplay and …

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Column #HR48 2011 World Matchplay – Round One Review

Wednesday, July 20, 2011
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2011 World Matchplay – Round One Review

Sid Waddell described the Winter Gardens in Blackpool, home of the £400,000 Sky Bet World Matchplay Championships, as a cross between Lenin’s Tomb and an Italian Art Gallery. Old Sidney was spot on this time around. For 16 of the best dart …

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Column #HR46 Happy Independence Day – even to you POMS!

Friday, July 1, 2011
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Happy Independence Day – even to you POMS!

As those of us in the Colonies prepare to celebrate Independence Day, that’s the 4th of July for you folks from public schools, it’s a time of retrospect, to look back and remember. Some older folks may even recite the opening …

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Column #HR45 Wankin’ to the Darts at the Temple of Tungsten

Thursday, June 9, 2011
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Wankin’ to the Darts at the Temple of Tungsten

According to the Internet from the year AD 30 until the present day there have been “…19 major world religions which are subdivided into a total of 270 large religious groups, and many smaller ones (including) 34,000 separate Christian groups.” …

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Column #HR44 Anderson’s the new star in town. (But keep an eye on John Part.)

Wednesday, May 25, 2011
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Anderson’s the new star in town. (But keep an eye on John Part.)

The Old Dart Coach likes to stay with a routine. He’s living proof that “you can’t teach an old dog new tricks.” One reason may be because an “old dog” doesn’t want to do tricks. But …

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Column #HR42 The ODC’s “rubber” meets the road on the Premier Asia Darts League Tour.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011
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The ODC’s “rubber” meets the road on the Premier Asia Darts League Tour.

Anyone remember the tyre commercial that used the theme “Where the rubber meets the road”? Well that’s where the Premier League 2011 found itself with just two weeks remaining. It was put up or shut up …

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Column #HR41 SMOKE THIS you 6-10 split, gap-toothed English wanker!

Monday, April 25, 2011
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SMOKE THIS you 6-10 split, gap-toothed English wanker!

Willie Nelson sang about being “On the Road Again” with such joy that it’s 100% sure that he’s never been on the road with the Old Dart Coach.

Neither could you use Chicago’s “Saturday in the Park” to describe the experience. …

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Column #HR40 If it ain’t broke don’t fix it!

Monday, April 4, 2011
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If it ain’t broke don’t fix it!

Much was made in this space about the disgusting behavior of the drunken hooligans during Premier League in Glasgow. Echoing those sentiments the PDC issued the following: “We are investigating the events of Thursday (March 17), when a minority of the crowd …

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