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Howie Reed

Astute, often controversial, and always humorous, the Old Dart Coach, Howie Reed (a former rodeo cowboy and advertising executive), is heralded as the Dean of Darts Chroniclers - the most prolific and widely followed writer ever about our sport. He goes back decades with the legends and knows where the skeletons are buried (just ask any of the ADO and WDF old-timers!). Here are four well-known facts about the Old Dart Coach: 1) he is a Republican, 2) he loves the ladies, 3) he can drink most anybody under the table, and 4) he throws darts as bad as Dartoid.

Column #HR68 Jocky Wilson – small in stature but a GIANT of a man!

Wednesday, March 28, 2012
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Jocky Wilson – small in stature but a GIANT of a man!

The photo that finds itself in this special issue of Toeing the Oche was taken in either 1992 or 1993 at the Federation Brewery in England. The occasion was the annual Christmas Charity Show which raised hundreds …

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Column #HR67 It’s a bird… It’s a plane… It’s Superman… maybe!

Thursday, March 15, 2012
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It’s a bird… It’s a plane… It’s Superman… maybe!

Those who know the Old Dart Coach are aware that sometimes he’s a bubble off center (actually most of the time he’s a lot more than bubble off). The world deals with this by ignoring him completely.

Those who know …

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Column #HR65 The PDC World Cup II vs. Super Bowl XLVI

Tuesday, February 7, 2012
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The PDC World Cup II vs. Super Bowl XLVI

In a recently released study by the IDGARA Humane Research Center it was determined that 30% of the world’s population suffers some emotional or mental disorder. This condition manifests itself in behavior that to a normal person might be explained …

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Column #HR63 It ain’t the World Darts Fraud… but the PDC World Cup draw SUCKS!

Wednesday, January 25, 2012
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It ain’t the World Darts Fraud… but the PDC World Cup draw SUCKS!

Most baseball fans know the term “dog days” of summer. In darts it’s the “dog days” of winter. Not a bunch going on early in the early part of the year either in Europe or the …

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Column #HR62 The curse of the fickle finger… and other stuff!

Thursday, January 5, 2012
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The curse of the fickle finger… and other stuff!

Sports fans in the USA (and that’s what counts) are aware of the curse of a Sports Illustrated cover…

Being an athlete and appearing on the cover of SI moves a career in the direction of wearing a nametag when …

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Column #HR61 Merry Christmas… and don’t hit on a chick named Holly with an Adam’s apple!

Friday, December 23, 2011
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Merry Christmas… and don’t hit on a chick named Holly with an Adam’s apple!

‘Tiz that time of the year when we join together to sing at the top of our baby voices, “Deck the halls with balls from Holly.”

Balls from Holly?

Well yes, as Holly use to …

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Column #HR60 Stay thirsty my friends and thanks!

Wednesday, November 23, 2011
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Stay thirsty my friends and thanks!

Anyone with a scintilla of an education (a GED works here) knows that the phrase “Go West Young Man” was coined by Horace Greeley. Its genesis is attributed to an 1865 New York Times editorial encouraging young men to move west to take …

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