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Howie Reed

Astute, often controversial, and always humorous, the Old Dart Coach, Howie Reed (a former rodeo cowboy and advertising executive), is heralded as the Dean of Darts Chroniclers - the most prolific and widely followed writer ever about our sport. He goes back decades with the legends and knows where the skeletons are buried (just ask any of the ADO and WDF old-timers!). Here are four well-known facts about the Old Dart Coach: 1) he is a Republican, 2) he loves the ladies, 3) he can drink most anybody under the table, and 4) he throws darts as bad as Dartoid.

Column #HR290 Whoops – the ODC did it again!

Thursday, October 15, 2020
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Whoops – the ODC did it again!

Like many humans and despite evidence to the contrary, the aging Old Dart Coach tries to multi-task.  That usually results in disaster.

When he appears in print, he’s often held accountable with malice aforethought.  Many recent emails suggest that the ODC’s fireplace …

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Column #HR289 Huston, Gershwin, Peggy Lee – and DARTS?

Thursday, October 1, 2020
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Huston, Gershwin, Peggy Lee – and DARTS?

In 1938, the year of the Old Dart Coach’s birth, actor Walter Huston took to the stage in New York to sing the “September Song” in the musical Knickerbocker Holiday.  He sang:

Oh, it’s a long, long while from May to

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Column #HR286 World Matchplay wrap-up – and more BLM!

Wednesday, July 27, 2020
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World Matchplay wrap-up – and more BLM!

The Old Dart Coach fell off the soapbox last week.  Battered and bruised he’s rejoining the fray…

Of course, darts has always required skill, predominantly hand-eye coordination, and stamina – when prodigious amounts of “aiming fluid” and “group tighter” are involved.

But …

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Column #HR285 Matchplay and Racism?

Wednesday, July 22, 2020
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Matchplay and Racism?

All sports and those who write about them are part of a circus and “under the big top” today the not invisible “elephant in the ring” is racism.

The definition of racism (which the majority of people surely can’t recite) is prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed

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Column #HR283 Rest well with the angels, Dave Kelly

Tuesday, June 9, 2020
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Rest well with the angels, Dave Kelly

These written efforts to chronicle darts began in the late 1970s when a very nice lady asked a “B” league dart player to do a column for the Northern California Darts Association newsletter. (The lady requests that her name not be used.)…

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Column #HR281 Beware! They walk among us!

Wednesday, April 29, 2020
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Beware! They walk among us!

With sports in virtual mode until goodness knows when, the Old Dart Coach has to actually do some creative thinking – a task which many, including his Most Honorable Editor, label “impossible.”

The PDC has transformed into virtual group matches called the Unibet Home …

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