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"Dartoid" is the pseudonym of Paul Seigel, a prominent chronicler of darts for over 35 years. His columns are celebrated for their wit and insight, often detailing his quest for a game in exotic locales worldwide. His writing offers vibrant commentary on the competitive darts landscape, including players, organizations, tournaments and the sport's unique culture. Dartoid's articles are highly regarded among darts enthusiasts, solidifying his role as a pivotal figure in promoting and documenting darts as both a recreational pastime and professional sport.

Column #616 Almost 25 years ago… at Blueberry Hill

Wednesday, September 14, 2022
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Almost 25 years ago… at Blueberry Hill

As the St. Louis Blueberry Hill tournament just celebrated its 50th anniversary, the occasion seems appropriate to share the following ditty from almost 25 years ago.  This year’s winner, Gavin Nicoll, wasn’t even born…

It was in Sports Illustrated.  I swear …

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Column #615 Girls, Geezers and Greece

Wednesday, August 31, 2022
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Girls, Geezers and Greece

First, let me extend heartfelt thanks to everybody who recently sent notes to wish me a happy 40th birthday.  I particularly appreciated the perfumed letters (and photos) from Bar Refaeli, Elin Nordegren and Heidi Klum.  To kick off the day, I had chocolate cake for …

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Column #614 Are the WDF and ADO changing their names?

Tuesday, June 21, 2022
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Are the WDF and ADO changing their names?

So, the PDC World Cup is over.  Congratulations to the winning Australian team of Damon Heta and the guy from ZZ Top.

Now, as we plod through months of less exciting darts leading up to the World Championship in December, we …

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Column #HR341 Why “Oscillation”?

Wednesday, May 4, 2022
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Why “Oscillation”?

Dart politics.  Boring?

A UK dart fan questioned the ODC’s coverage of the WDF.  “You (The ODC) obviously have a gripe with (the) WDF on historical grounds.”  The thinly veiled implication (accusation) was that the ODC had not treated the WDF fairly.

Even if true, and it …

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Column #HR340 Beware of false prophets

Tuesday, April 26, 2022
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Beware of false prophets

In 1986, the Old Dart Coach was covering the Embassy World Professional under the pen name of Howie Reed, a name which would become disgraced in society both polite and non-polite…

‘Twas the ODC’s first exposure to London’s tabloids and being lazy, as he sometimes …

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Column #HR339 Third time’s the charm – not always!

Wednesday, April 20, 2022
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Third time’s the charm – not always!

There’s a fine line between an average sportsman and a good one.  The good ones always forget a bad shot or play.  Like the song recorded by Bing Crosby and the Andrews Sisters, “You got to ac-cent-tchu-ate the positive, e-lim-i-nate the negative.”  …

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Column #HR338 Toast two Living Legends… Beau Greaves & Russ Lopez!

Thursday, April 14, 2022
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Toast two Living Legends… Beau Greaves & Russ Lopez!

The WDF/Lakeside World Championship dropped the curtain Sunday.  Most predictions made after the fact are “usually” 100% true.  The Old Dart Coach can predict Howlin’ Wolf singing “We gonna pitch a wang dang doodle, all night long” wasn’t played.  It …

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Column #HR337 Chuck Hudson tells it LIKE IT IS!

Wednesday, April 6, 2022
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Chuck Hudson tells it LIKE IT IS!

Golden Age darters have fond memories of the Lakeside Country Cub, Frimley Green.  The names of darting greats names roll off the tongue like water over Niagara Falls.  This week, the ancient venue plays host to the WDF’s World Championships.  Most of …

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