Saturday, February 1, 2014
Column 457
Valentines are Fucked (an inappropriate guest column by Jerry Masterson, age 8, that has nothing to do with darts)
Valentines are fucked! And while this sentence may be similar in theme to my previous column, “Kissing Girls is Fucked!” – they are both non-debatable points.
I will now relate …
Monday, January 27, 2014
Column HR106
Going Home
Thomas Wolf wrote the highly acclaimed novel “You Can’t Go Home Again.” For the dart player who has traveled the world playing darts while helping the sponsor’s meet bar guarantees a visit to any dart tournament is “going home.”
Every tournament in the world, from the very …
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Monday, January 20, 2014
Column HR105
Memories of the Las Vegas Open
This effort should hit the “ether wave” prior to the Las Vegas Open. The brainchild of the late Bob Murdock and his wife Marki, today the tournament is the premier steel tip event in Las Vegas. Memories of the Las Vegas Open are …
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Monday, January 6, 2014
Column HR104
Some of today’s professionals have short memories
Here’s the deal. Because this “new and improved” website was still under construction over the holidays you missed some things during the changeover. For example, you missed the always eagerly anticipated annual Toeing the Oche Christmas column.
That would have included the
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Wednesday, January 1, 2014
Column 456
The ‘Toid is in a Slump!
Another year has ended. Another New Year has begun…
…and the ‘Toid is in a slump…
With all the excitement of the world steel and soft-tip championships, recent visits to darts bars in Manila, Santa Barbara, Cape Cod, Bethesda, Dallas-Ft. Worth and St. …
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Monday, December 2, 2013
Column HR103
The greatest match of all time?
A breath of fresh air… a lover stealing that first kiss… a fine wine in a crystal goblet or a cold beer on a summer’s day. Oh yes, a romantic’s first love.
“A person remembers their first love”.
Not so the great philosopher …
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Monday, December 2, 2013
Column 455
Happy Holidays from the Family ‘Toid
Dear Friends of Dartoid’s World:
It is that time of year again to share with you our adventures in this journey we call life. 2013 has been another year of magic and wonder for the Family ‘Toid…
Lori, who we adopted from Argentina …
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Thursday, November 14, 2013
Column HR102
Give thanks to John Lowe this Thanksgiving
“Darts… darts… darts… nothing but bloody darts” rang the words of Jim “The Bizz” Aspin – a longtime pal of the Old Dart Coach – back when “The Bizz” was mixing drinks and drawing lagers at a private “drinkery” on the banks …
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The first thing you’ll notice when you pick up one of Anne “Sleepy” Kramer’s new books is its weight. It’s heavy.
At ten ounces it registers just three ounces shy of a can of Budweiser or about one four-thousandth the estimated weight of the dart player featured on page 227. Yep, this is one …
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The Old Dart Coach dictated that Toeing the Oche clean out its files. With the red carpet rolled out, trumpets ready to blare “Ruffles and Flourishes” and drummers alerted for the occasional rim shot… here ’tis.
So… has the mystery of ODC’s stolen ukulele been solved? Maybe. The ODC had blamed the pilferage – after …
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