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"Dartoid" is the pseudonym of Paul Seigel, a prominent chronicler of darts for over 35 years. His columns are celebrated for their wit and insight, often detailing his quest for a game in exotic locales worldwide. His writing offers vibrant commentary on the competitive darts landscape, including players, organizations, tournaments and the sport's unique culture. Dartoid's articles are highly regarded among darts enthusiasts, solidifying his role as a pivotal figure in promoting and documenting darts as both a recreational pastime and professional sport.

Column #HR208 Don’t build any statues of Phil Taylor!

Monday, August 21, 2017
Column HR208
Don’t build any statues of Phil Taylor!

Too often the Old Dart Coach, along with others of his “ilk,” takes to public forums to ridicule people that play darts. Remember, the ODC has been there and done that. He’s also seen “6 chickens build a grain elevator in Iowa.”…

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Column #541 Rocky’s Annual Roadside Outdoor Darts Tournament

Tuesday, August 1, 2017
Column 541
Rocky’s Annual Roadside Outdoor Darts Tournament

There’s Marciano, Graziano, Balboa, and the 41st Vice President of the United States…

You’ve got those big mountains.

And don’t forget the squirrel!

Then there’s “Rocky” the darts dude from Parkhill, Ontario, Canada.

Surely this guy – Ron Wilcox – has more brains …

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Column #HR203 The British are coming! The British are coming!

Wednesday, July 5, 2017
Column HR203
The British are coming! The British are coming!

With the 4th of July in the rear view window some would take the Old Dart Coach to task for publishing this column after the fact. Let ’em.

July 4th marks the signing of the Declaration of Independence. That document freed …

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Column #539 An Open Letter about DARTS to Kim Jong-un

Wednesday, July 5, 2017
Column 539
An Open Letter about DARTS to Kim Jong-in

Dear Jong-un…

Please accept my deepest condolences to you and your family on the death of your father and also my apology for addressing you informally. I write in friendship to ask for an invitation to come to North Korea to …

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