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"Dartoid" is the pseudonym of Paul Seigel, a prominent chronicler of darts for over 35 years. His columns are celebrated for their wit and insight, often detailing his quest for a game in exotic locales worldwide. His writing offers vibrant commentary on the competitive darts landscape, including players, organizations, tournaments and the sport's unique culture. Dartoid's articles are highly regarded among darts enthusiasts, solidifying his role as a pivotal figure in promoting and documenting darts as both a recreational pastime and professional sport.

Column #405 The Diary of an Unhealthy Dart Throwing Slug. Week Three of Nine.

Monday, February 21, 2011
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The Diary of an Unhealthy Dart Throwing Slug. Week Three of Nine.

February 14, 2011
Today is Valentine’s Day and I am traveling. I’m on a US Airways flight as I write – headed to Bethesda and then Ukfield, East Sussex for some business and darts. Yesterday I gave …

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Column #404 The Diary of an Unhealthy Dart Throwing Slug. Week Two of Nine.

Sunday, February 13, 2011
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The Diary of an Unhealthy Dart Throwing Slug. Week Two of Nine.

February 8, 2011
This morning I received an e-mail from Jerry “Umby” Umberger, one of the most feared darts players (and best bar joke tellers) ever to step to the line in America.

Umby retired from the …

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Column #403 The Diary of an Unhealthy Dart Throwing Slug. Week One of Nine.

Monday, February 7, 2011
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The Diary of an Unhealthy Dart Throwing Slug. Week One of Nine.

January 30, 2011
I weighed 203 this morning.

Since graduating high school in 1971 where I was a nationally ranked swimmer (52.6 for the 100 fly – but my dogs can now beat me across our pool), …

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Column #401 Drag Queens, Darts and the Old Dart Coach in Key West

Wednesday, January 5, 2011
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Drag Queens, Darts and the Old Dart Coach in Key West

In the last installment of Dartoid’s World I found myself in Ulaanbatar, Mongolia – the coldest national capital on the planet. Somewhere in the countryside yaks wandered the frozen tundra while I pounded the board with new-found friends …

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Column #399 The “No Baloney” Maloney Reunion Charity Dart Tournament

Monday, November 1, 2010
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The “No Baloney” Maloney Reunion Charity Dart Tournament

They don’t call her “No Baloney” for nothin’…

She was the best there ever was…

It was in an Orlando pub in 1979 where Kathy Maloney picked up her first dart. Endless hours of practice later and after a run of …

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Column #398 From the Big Bang to the Bikini Patrick Chaplin’s new book HAS IT ALL!

Friday, October 1, 2010
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From the Big Bang to the Bikini Patrick Chaplin’s new book HAS IT ALL!

He’s been called eccentric. (He once made Page 3 of The Sun, a space generally reserved for the most serious bazoombas on the planet – so some people may have a point.)

Bobby George …

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Column #397 Give Bromberg a Break – we ALL do Dumb Shit!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010
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Give Bromberg a Break – we ALL do Dumb Shit!

There’s an unforgettable scene in the comedy Hangover when the bachelor party guys are seated, not of their own will, in Mike Tyson’s living room. They’ve been “invited” by a couple of the champ’s bodyguards to return the fighter’s …

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