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Howie Reed

Astute, often controversial, and always humorous, the Old Dart Coach, Howie Reed (a former rodeo cowboy and advertising executive), is heralded as the Dean of Darts Chroniclers - the most prolific and widely followed writer ever about our sport. He goes back decades with the legends and knows where the skeletons are buried (just ask any of the ADO and WDF old-timers!). Here are four well-known facts about the Old Dart Coach: 1) he is a Republican, 2) he loves the ladies, 3) he can drink most anybody under the table, and 4) he throws darts as bad as Dartoid.

Column #HR37 The “Good Ship Taylor” is on the Prowl!

Sunday, February 27, 2011
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The “Good Ship Taylor” is on the Prowl!

When it comes to sports TV commentators no one in the world can match golf’s David Ferriday. Englishman Ferriday, like those who saw the error of their ways hopping aboard the Mayflower, now resides in the USA. His knowledge of golf …

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Column #HR36 Is “experienced” just another word for OLD?

Tuesday, February 8, 2011
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Is “experienced” just another word for OLD?

There is a constant debate whether sport imitates real life or visa versa. (As if sport isn’t real life.) As in life, one works hard at sport to develop abilities and then reap the benefits. In an 1889 essay Oscar Wilde held …

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Column #HR35 Butler! King! Baxter! Croft?

Monday, January 31, 2011
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Butler! King! Baxter! Croft?

The Old Dart Coach’s past mention that many tournaments have faded into the sunset was true but failed to acknowledge those that are still going strong. One of those is the $15,000 Camilla Classic held annually in Nueva Helvetia, California. WTF is a Nueva Helvetia? …

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Column #HR34 Take a Lesson from Darts History – There’s Not Much Left to Lose!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011
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Take a Lesson from Darts History – There’s Not Much Left to Lose!

The Old Dart Coaches muses, as muses takes little energy, about days past when all dart tournaments were preceded on Friday evening by a blind draw at a local bar. His favorite was held before the …

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Column #HR32 Merry Christmas from the Old Dart Coach – and Mel Torme!

Friday, December 24, 2010
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Merry Christmas from the Old Dart Coach – and Mel Torme!

The Old Dart Coach on this Christmas Eve won’t be much help in this effort as he is suffering a severe case of the “Whips and Jingles.” This condition, also known as the “Ws and the Js,” was …

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Column #HR31 Kudos to Tommy Cox (and The Netherlands) on a GREAT World Cup!

Tuesday, December 7, 2010
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Kudos to Tommy Cox (and The Netherlands) on a GREAT World Cup!

Being in the land of the Shakespeare and considering the burning question facing the PDC one might turn to the Bard. “Dost thou believe, Orlando, that the boy can do all this that he hath promised?” “I …

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Column #HR30 The 2010 Grand Slam of Darts

Tuesday, November 23, 2010
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The 2010 Grand Slam of Darts

In all sport there are seminal events or moments that simply defy description or explanation. Regardless one must try. In today’s world of Blackberry-mania those events would be described using term like “OMG!!!” or “WTF!!!” with probably 200 shouts of “UNBELIEVABLE!!!” tossed in …

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