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Howie Reed

Astute, often controversial, and always humorous, the Old Dart Coach, Howie Reed (a former rodeo cowboy and advertising executive), is heralded as the Dean of Darts Chroniclers - the most prolific and widely followed writer ever about our sport. He goes back decades with the legends and knows where the skeletons are buried (just ask any of the ADO and WDF old-timers!). Here are four well-known facts about the Old Dart Coach: 1) he is a Republican, 2) he loves the ladies, 3) he can drink most anybody under the table, and 4) he throws darts as bad as Dartoid.

Column #HR109 Sandra Bullock’s Behind Worth $70 Million. Does Phil Taylor Care?

Wednesday, March 5, 2014
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Sandra Bullock’s Behind Worth $70 Million.  Does Phil Taylor Care?

The Old Dart Coach is addicted to the Internet.  Like his other disgusting habits, of which there are many, he makes no apologies.  To prepare for this effort the Internet was scanned for clues on how to improve readership.  …

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Column #HR108 The Year of the Follically-challenged

Thursday, February 20, 2014
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The Year of the Follically-challenged

As strange as it may seem, the Old Dart Coach found himself taking a guilt trip recently. Anyone familiar with the  ODC would think, “Lad’s got a lot to feel guilty about!” While true, it will shock those familiar with “dahts” in America that …

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Column #HR107 Phil Taylor: What the heck is going on?

Monday, February 10, 2014
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Phil Taylor: What the heck is going on?

Darts and the bartender from Pine Meadows Golf Course in Martinez, California have come a long way since 2:00 a.m. on January 1, 1977.  That morning, after a long night, the bartender  accepted clean-up help from a couple of dart players …

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Column #HR104 Some of today’s professionals have short memories

Monday, January 6, 2014
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Some of today’s professionals have short memories

Here’s the deal.  Because this “new and improved” website was still under construction over the holidays you missed some things during the changeover.  For example, you missed the always eagerly anticipated annual Toeing the Oche Christmas column.

That would have included the

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Column #HR102 Give thanks to John Lowe this Thanksgiving

Thursday, November 14, 2013
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Give thanks to John Lowe this Thanksgiving

“Darts… darts… darts… nothing but bloody darts” rang the words of Jim “The Bizz” Aspin – a longtime pal of the Old Dart Coach – back when “The Bizz” was mixing drinks and drawing lagers at a private “drinkery” on the banks …

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Column #HR101 Here’s hoping you lose more than your mask this Halloween

The Old Dart Coach dictated that Toeing the Oche clean out its files. With the red carpet rolled out, trumpets ready to blare “Ruffles and Flourishes” and drummers alerted for the occasional rim shot… here ’tis.

So… has the mystery of ODC’s stolen ukulele been solved? Maybe. The ODC had blamed the pilferage – after …

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