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Howie Reed

Astute, often controversial, and always humorous, the Old Dart Coach, Howie Reed (a former rodeo cowboy and advertising executive), is heralded as the Dean of Darts Chroniclers - the most prolific and widely followed writer ever about our sport. He goes back decades with the legends and knows where the skeletons are buried (just ask any of the ADO and WDF old-timers!). Here are four well-known facts about the Old Dart Coach: 1) he is a Republican, 2) he loves the ladies, 3) he can drink most anybody under the table, and 4) he throws darts as bad as Dartoid.

Column #HR 328 Old Dart Coach apologize? Not Likely. PS: Cricket sucks!

Monday, February 14, 2022
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Old Dart Coach apologize?  Not likely.  PS: Crisket sucks!

One might recall Irving Berlin’s The Song is Ended, but the Melody Lingers On when thinking about the recent Seniors World Championship.  (Editor’s note: The Old Dart Coach quotes a lot of old song titles and lyrics because he doesn’t …

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Column #HR327 Welcome back, geezers!

Tuesday, February 8, 2022
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Welcome back, geezers!

In 1940, Thomas Wolfe’s novel, You Can’t Go Home Again, was published.   That premise was tested twice last week in the UK. The Old Dart Coach investigates.

Night one of the Premier League arrived in Cardiff, Wales, with locals Gerwyn Price and Jonny Clayton.

Clayton …

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Column #HR326 The PDC says… WELCOME LADIES!

Wednesday, February 2, 2022
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The PDC says… WELCOME LADIES!

The ODC was spot-on when he predicted the PDC would soon come up with some kind of TV ladies’ event.  That time has arrived.  On July 24th on a summer’s afternoon eight ladies will take the stage at the Winter Gardens (Blackpool).  They will …

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Column #HR325 GEEZER TOUR ARRIVES… NORTH AMERICA “P O”!

Wednesday, January 26, 2022
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GEEZER TOUR ARRIVES… NORTH AMERICA “P O”!

A story appeared in The News Shopper (Lewisham) in the year 1991 about the monthly singles darts at the Sydney Arms of London.  The Governor?  One Roger Nickson.  Nickson arguably had as much, if not more, impact on London darts than anybody …

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Column #HR324 TRUE STUFF from the ADO Nationals in Vegas!

Wednesday, January 20, 2022
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TRUE STUFF from the ADO Nationals in Vegas!

It’s the Old Dart Coach’s theory that the easiest job in the world is forecasting the weather in Las Vegas – summer is hot, fall not so hot and winter almost not hot.

With recent criticism the ODC’s fragile ego has …

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Column #HR322 The snake BITES and pockets a cool half million (POUNDS!)

Wednesday, January 5, 2022
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The snake BITES and pockets a cool half million (POUNDS!)

As Peter Wright lifted the Sid Waddell Trophy for the second time it marked the end of the 2022 PDC World Championship.  The words of Waddell, the articulate one, rang true.  “It’s a funny old game.”   Funny “peculiar” for …

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