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Howie Reed

Astute, often controversial, and always humorous, the Old Dart Coach, Howie Reed (a former rodeo cowboy and advertising executive), is heralded as the Dean of Darts Chroniclers - the most prolific and widely followed writer ever about our sport. He goes back decades with the legends and knows where the skeletons are buried (just ask any of the ADO and WDF old-timers!). Here are four well-known facts about the Old Dart Coach: 1) he is a Republican, 2) he loves the ladies, 3) he can drink most anybody under the table, and 4) he throws darts as bad as Dartoid.

Column #HR362 ALL HAIL Queen Sherrock and King van Gerwen!

Monday, July 25, 2022
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ALL HAIL Queen Sherrock and King van Gerwen!

The sun rose at 5:28 AM Sunday morning in Blackpool, setting at 9:23 PM.  The weather?  72 and sunny outside.  Inside the Winter Garden it was hotter and beery…

Ten dart players, all battle tested, would determine what the “weather” would …

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Column #HR359 LADIES in SPOTLIGHT, but first…

Friday, July 22, 2022
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LADIES in SPOTLIGHT, but first…

After a long wait, the ladies of darts get their own worldwide TV stage when the Winter Gardens opens its doors on Sunday afternoon (July 24) for the PDC Women’s Matchplay.  

It’s a quality field of 8 that have survived 12 events spread over …

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Column #HR357 July 20, Par Duex – GAME OVER, but memories linger…

Wednesday, July 21, 2022
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July 20, Par Deux – GAME OVER, but memories linger…

The Miller’s Report: Love it.  It was a great night of darts.  The drama was thrilling.  Had a great time in the sauna.  Temps dropping by 20 degrees outside, but it will still be hot in Winter Garden.  …

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Column #HR356 Title, title – there ain’t no title!

Wednesday, July 20, 2022
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Title, title – there ain’t no title!

Round Uno had its moments with competitive matches few and far between.  This is the point, as they say in cattle country, when “bulls are made steers.”  The Bulls move on.

A factor is the heat inside the Winter Gardens.  In his …

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Column #HR354 PDC Mid-summer Classic – July 16-24, but first…

Thursday, July 14, 2022
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PDC Mid-summer Classic – July 16-24, but first…

Mr. John Lowe, MBE has stepped away from competing on the Senior Tour.  I have decided that I have contributed to introducing the senior’s championships.  I did not win any of my matches but felt I did play at a good

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Column #353 Old Dart Coach ON PROBATION!

Tuesday, July 12, 2022
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Old Dart Coach ON PROBATION!

(Editor’s note: The ODC has been placed on public probation from Super-Secret Probation for his inexcusable behavior.  The USA defeated England 9-0 in 1985 in Brisbane, not Melbourne.  We apologize for his actions – as many have before.)

The ODC: “Do to my obsequiousness …

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