Tuesday, January 16, 2015
Column HR129
Kim Jong-un hacks Dartoid’s World!
Regular followers of Dartoid’s World know that the website was hacked, went down but not for the count. What happened? The site was hacked by none other than Kim Jong-un, the retarded midget that rules North Korea. His hacking of Sony – which was …
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Thursday, January 1, 2015
Column 480
New Year’s Resolutions – for the ADO!
How ironic it is that the January 4 release by the ADO of their first financial statement in nearly a decade and a half and the final match of the almost $2 million (about $400,000 to the winner) PDC William Hill World …
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Tuesday, December 23, 2014
Column HR128
SUCK IT (and also Merry Christmas!)
Yes, the days of “Decking the Halls with Balls from Holly” as “Hark Harold Angel Sings” are upon us all. During these days, the world will be “Rock’n Around The Christmas Tree” while wishing for a “White Christmas” which is a politically incorrect …
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Friday, December 5, 2014
Column HR127
Grattis på födelsedagen, Sefan Lord!
It’s a little early to be doing the dreaded MERRY CHRISTMAS column…
That’s one of those columns where after having been snuggled in their bed with vision of triples and doubles dancing in their head darters toddle down on Christmas morning to find bundles …
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Monday, December 1, 2014
Column 479
Hey, Big Bang Theory: WHAT THE COITUS?!
Any dart player – steel or soft or wood, and even magnetic or lawn or Nerf – that has seen the CBS smash hit sitcom The Big Bang Theory knows (Dartboard! Dartboard!) that the board hanging on roommates Sheldon Cooper’s …
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Thursday, November 20, 2014
Column HR126
Back from the World of Toy Darts!
After a brief sojourn into the world of “toy darts,” Toeing the Oche returns today to the “real” dart world of the PDC…
Since the last visit they have put forth a pair of “major” events on the telly. Well not on …
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Friday, November 7, 2014
Column HR125
All About that Bass!
Back when he was but a little tot growing up on the hard scrabble streets of Oakland, California the Old Dart Coach’s mother had a favorite saying. As she became exasperated when a situation was blown out of proportion she would say, “My God The …
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Monday, November 3, 2014
Column HR124
Tales from the Dark Side
As advertised, the Old Dart Coach ventured to the Dark Side not once or twice but three times to celebrate All Hallows Eve. First it was a trip to a “toy dart” blind draw where he and some other non-playing pals helped the bar …
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Saturday, November 1, 2014
Column 478
Mr. Darts Language Person is BAAAACK!
With all the alarm about Ebola recently I suppose it’s not surprising that my e-mail in-box has been pounded by darts folk with questions like, “Do you think the ADO is responsible?”
For the record I do not. At least I don’t think …
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Thursday, October 30, 2014
Column HR123
ODC to visit Dark Side on All Hallows Eve!
The scene? One of the finer dining spots in Las Vegas. The Old Dart Coach, resplendent in his finest evening wear, is making yet another visit. He’s finished his martini on the rocks with an olive and an onion – …
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