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"Dartoid" is the pseudonym of Paul Seigel, a prominent chronicler of darts for over 35 years. His columns are celebrated for their wit and insight, often detailing his quest for a game in exotic locales worldwide. His writing offers vibrant commentary on the competitive darts landscape, including players, organizations, tournaments and the sport's unique culture. Dartoid's articles are highly regarded among darts enthusiasts, solidifying his role as a pivotal figure in promoting and documenting darts as both a recreational pastime and professional sport.

Column #HR178 Welcome to The Three Dot Lounge!

Thursday, September 15, 2016
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Welcome to The Three Dot Lounge!

The Old Dart Coach is a big fan of the San Francisco Chronicle’s Bruce Jenkins.  Besides being a top-notch sports writer, Jenkins is also the son of Gordon Jenkins who did much of the musical arranging for Frank Sinatra.  He created a mythical …

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Column #522 ADO Blames Financial Woes on a Dead Guy!

Thursday, September 8, 2016
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ADO Blames Financial Woes on a Dead Guy!

American Darts Organization Communications Officer, Steve “I could singlehandedly change not only the ADO, but darts in this country” Brown (who is either paid or not paid by the ADO – no one will say) has recently published the August 2016 …

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Column #HR177 If you come for the King you best not miss!

Tuesday, August 30, 2016
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If you come for the King you best not miss!

The roots of darts are embedded in Motha England, so it’s only natural that Kings and Queens be crowned. For eons, Phil Taylor has been the anointed King. The Queen? Deta Headman would be the logical candidate, but England …

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Column #520 Let’s hope the rumors aren’t true!

Monday, August 22, 2016
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Let’s hope the rumors aren’t true!

We hear it all the time, have for years. Complaints. Excuses. Blaming. And a wish!

There are no professional darters in the USA.   

There isn’t any money in the game here.  

The country is too big.   

Travel is too expensive. 

Best of

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Column #HR176 A busy weekend ended. A busy weekend about to begin.

Tuesday, August 16, 2016
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A busy weekend ended. A busy weekend about to begin. 

Back when the Old Dart Coach was wending his way through various colleges, there was a popular saying when walking into a class for the first time and seeing a large number is Asians: “Oh sh–, look at all …

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Column #HR175 Darts and the Golden Age

Monday, August 8, 2016
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Darts and the Golden Age

Last time…

“Marvelous” Michael van Gerwen had just won another major, the World Matchplay, as he knocked the stuffing out of Philip Douglas Taylor. The PDC is becoming King Michael and his Court.  Also when we were last together, the Old Dart Coach announced …

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Column #HR174 PDC World Matchplay – a Midsummer Night’s Dream

Thursday, July 28, 2016
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PDC World Matchplay – a Midsummer Night’s Dream 

Having passed the halfway point in the year, is it too early to start thinking about Christmas? That’s the time of year when, according to myth, “The children (are) nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of sugar plums (dance) …

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