Column #457 Valentines are Fucked (an inappropriate guest column by Jerry Matserson, age 8, that has nothing to do with darts)
Saturday, February 1, 2014
Column 457
Valentines are Fucked (an inappropriate guest column by Jerry Masterson, age 8, that has nothing to do with darts)
Valentines are fucked! And while this sentence may be similar in theme to my previous column, “Kissing Girls is Fucked!” – they are both non-debatable points.
I will now relate …