Monday, April 1, 2019
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NEWS ALERT times deux!
As all in the world darting universe are aware, the Old Dart Coach is always described as “calm, cool and collected.” It’s possible that Rudyard Kipling was writing about him when he penned, “If you can keep your head when all about you are losing …
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Monday, March 18, 2019
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An all-encompassing Darts Hall of Fame… and the DRA is whack-a-doodle!
The Old Dart Coach was recently bemoaning the absence of an all-encompassing Darts Hall of Fame – a place of recognition for all the great darters, not merely those in the separate PDC or USA Halls. (Just to …
Thursday, February 14, 2019
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Valentines are Fucked (an inappropriate guest column by Jerry Masterson, age 8, that has nothing to do with darts)
Valentines are fucked! And while this sentence may be similar in theme to my previous column, “Kissing Girls is Fucked!” – they are both non-debatable points.
I will now relate …
Tuesday, February 12, 2019
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To all the ladies: Happy Valentine’s Day!
“Only a publicity stunt,” said former darting great Dr. Linda Batten. Whatever could she be talking about? Was it the PDC’s grand announcement that all Golden Elixir (aka “aiming fluid” – as if the folks in the silly costumes were aiming for …
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Howie Reed's ColumnFriday, February 1, 2019
Column 568
Love letters to the ‘Toid
It’s amazing, but true. I receive fan mail.
For example, the other day I received the following note from someone named Lester. Lester seems to think that I need help walking the fine line between making a point and pissing off the entire fifty …
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Thursday, January 31, 2019
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“Miracle” Mikuru Suzuki (nearly) shocks Paul Lim!
The Old Dart Coach got the shock of his life when last week’s column produced two responses, neither of which started with “You suck.”
What was even more amazing was that it appeared both people not only read the column but understood …
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Wednesday, January 23, 2019
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“I come here to praise the ADO, not bury it.”
The Old Dart Coach is “old school” as the name implies. That conjures up the image of someone with the tendency to repeat things and romanticize the past. The ODC pleads guilty asking the darting public to cut him …
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Tuesday, January 15, 2019
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“Miracle” Mikuru Suzuki
One of the Old Dart Coach’s favorite’s movies is Ronin. In that movie Sam, an undercover CIA agent, states, “When there is no doubt there is a doubt.” Not this time Bucko.
No doubt about it. Machine darts and the PDC have altered the course …
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Friday, January 4, 2019
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CONGRATULATIONS Michael van Gerwen and Mr. John Lowe
Michael van Gerwen started the New Year in fine fettle earning his third PDC World Championship convincingly over Michael Smith 7-3 (3-1, 3-1, 3-1, 3-2, 2-3, 0-3, 3-1, 3-2, 2-3, 3-1). On his way to the £500,000 top prize and Sid …
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Tuesday, December 11, 2018
Column 567
The Ultimate Darts Advantage
With the World Championship just days away and then the Pee Wee World Championship to follow at Lakeside, when one considers the lengths to which a darter will go when searching for something – anything, including farts – to give themselves an advantage, it …
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