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Saturday, February 28, 2026
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Darts in the Islamic Republic of Iran (old, but timely)

While I had hoped business travel might coincide with the 13th staging of the Asia Pacific Cup in Kuala Lumpur in September, it was not to be. News reached me fast however and I was pleased to learn that …

Monday, February 16, 2026
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The Epstein Darts Invitational

You know you’ve slipped into an alternate darts universe when the venue offers juice boxes instead of pints, a hand-painted banner screams NO RUNNING WITH SHARP OBJECTS, and the air is thick with the unmistakable aroma of fish sticks.

Yes, the latest Dartoid’s World …

Saturday, January 31, 2026
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A (stolen) darts joke: A drunk staggers into a bar…

Really drunk. Can barely stand.

He slurs, “Bartender… gimme a martini.”

“Nope,” says the bartender. “You’ve had enough.”

The drunk notices a dartboard behind the bar.

“Fine. Gimme the darts.”

The bartender shrugs, hands him three darts – figuring …

Wednesday, January 21, 2026
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How Not to Get Played by a Puppy Pic

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Monday, January 19, 2026
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Confessions of a Charity Hustler – How Compassion Became a Business

Imagine this…

You get an email.

There’s a photo of a half-dead puppy. Crusted eyes. A twisted leg. Maybe a catchy name like Lucky.

Below it, a big friendly DONATE NOW button.

The copy promises your $25 will …

Saturday, January 3, 2026
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Luke Little is better than Phil Taylor ever was!

There are certain statements in darts that sound like heresy no matter how carefully they’re made. This is one of them:

Luke Littler is better than Phil Taylor ever was!

Not greater. Not more dominant. Not more accomplished.

Better.…

Monday, December 29, 2025
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Caracas, Venezuela

I staggered out of undergrad with a diploma, a vague sense of optimism, and an unearned confidence that the world was basically a pub with different accents. Then a good friend – caraqueño, born and raised in Venezuela – suggested I come visit for a while. …

Tuesday, December 23, 2025
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Leonard Gates and the Gap Between Talent and Touch

Every sport has its characters. Darts, being darts, may collect them faster than most.

And then, there’s Leonard Gates.

Gates is one of the most naturally gifted players the United States has produced in years. When he’s on, he throws …

Friday, December 12, 2025
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The Littler Phenomenon – Questions Asked and Answered

A couple of years ago, when Littlermania was still just the Luke Littler phenomenon, darts forums were awash with questions from wide-eyed newcomers – along with “answers” from armchair “experts” – covering every conceivable aspect of the game. Many were earnest, …

Monday, December 1, 2025
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Confessions of a Dart-addled Mind

There’s no known cure, and frankly, I wouldn’t take it if there were. Once you’ve thrown enough darts, the world starts to look… well, different.

A round dinner plate isn’t a plate – it’s a dartboard. A wall clock? Stop sign? Hubcaps?

Dartboard. Dartboard. …